couchbarnacle



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  1. Sherlock (TV) (23)
  2. Cabin Pressure (1)

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
    3 FourLokos
    + 1 peer-pressuring cat
    - 1 best bro to end all best bros
    = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
    Derek is the fool who replies.

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    04 Apr 2014

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    or, In Which Love is More Important than Donuts.

    Stiles is a forensic tech with the San Diego FBI. He thinks he's been fairly lucky, since he's never had his life threatened, sustained few injuries, and only has to work with his least favorite agent every once in a while.

    And then all of that changes.

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    11 Oct 2013

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    Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it's all in a day's work for Stiles Stilinski.

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    30 Aug 2013

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    Derek meets Stiles on a Wednesday. He comes in for his usual cup of coffee and somehow walks out with hot chocolate, cinnamon on the top, and no idea what just happened there.

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    26 Aug 2013

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    "Let’s see how easily you can move around after being pretty much dead for at least a month."

    "I had an uncle once, actually. Seemed kind of limber for an undead guy,” Derek says without really thinking it through. Stiles gapes at him, as though unsure whether to take him seriously or not.

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    19 Aug 2013