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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    So, yes Valentine's Day is a scam. Yes, it's stupid that couple's get their own holiday that isn't their anniversary. Yes Harley wants it anyways. Sue him.

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    22 Feb 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    When Andrew finds out that his friends have a bet about his relationship with Neil he decides to make it impossible for anyone to make any money off of them. Cue a huge misunderstanding.

    Renee probably should have seen this coming.

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    03 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Nathaniel Wesninski. Alias: Neil Josten. Status: Active; extremely dangerous.

    Andrew has run into him on a few missions in the past - Bucharest, Hanoi, and, most notably, Reykjavik - and the warnings had been the same: Do not engage. Avoid at all costs.

    As if that had ever been possible.

    (or: Andrew is a spy, Neil is a hitman, and Kevin is exasperated)

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    02 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 86

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    Roman wanted to do some grand romantic gesture. Logan wanted to make it clear just what they wanted. Somehow, Deceit misses both intentions entirely. Or maybe he side-steps them while lying to himself because if anyone manages to be worse than Logan at emotional vulnerability, it's Deceit.

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    29 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    “I think you might have missed the part where I said that you almost died,” Logan says, and his voice is steady, but his hands are not, trembling where they have balled into fists on his lap.

    He blinks, at a loss.

     

    Janus attempts to save Logan from being poisoned. In the moment, switching out their glasses seems like a perfectly rational idea.

    It is not, in fact, a perfectly rational idea.

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    29 Dec 2020