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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “I have something to say.” Not a terrible start. To the point. Devoid of vomit. My audience sits rapt. “Well, I have a lot of somethings. Might take a minute. Or several. I just—it needs to be said. I have a few important points of evidence to lay out that should convey my point. So if I could have the metaphorical floor—though I suppose I’m standing on an actual floor, so—okay, don’t look at me like that. It’s my birthday. You must be nice to me. And let me do this.”

    No objections. Excellent. I continue.

    “So. Being in love with your best friend—who doesn’t totally realize he’s in love with you too—is not something I’d recommend. Let’s start there.”

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    13 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    trope: "let’s just kiss to see what it’s like, but after we pull away, we linger and go in for a second kiss"

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    12 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    When the boy you've been pining over for Merlin-knows-how-long messes up your hair in an unfortunate colour-changing mishap, do you yell at him or kiss him? Albus can't quite decide.

    A fluffy Scorbus, written for the QLFC. Happy pride month everyone!

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    12 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Albus' attempt to confess his feelings is foiled by a plant.

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    12 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    “cute new neighbour just knocked to ask if he could borrow an egg from me
    then he asked if I could summarize to him how pancakes are made
    now I am going over to his place to teach him how to make them”

    And that's how Scorpius finally gets to talk to his new neighbour Albus.

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    12 Jun 2021