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    The sibling bonding rules are as follows:

    1. At least twice a week, the three of them have to meet up outside of their shared apartment and do something without their phones attached to their ears/hands.
    2. One Max-appropriate activity per week must also be scheduled, provided Max is available and not grounded for setting something on fire again.
    3. Nobody is allowed to veto an activity unless it pertains to actual, literal trauma.

    Curse Alec's desire to laminate everything even mildly official. He wonders if either of his siblings would notice if he printed a fresh copy with slightly altered rules, re-laminated it, and replaced the existing copy? He could change rule three to say, “nobody is allowed to veto an activity unless it pertains to actual, literal trauma, or just a whole fucking boatload of embarrassment.” The printer is in his room - as is the laminator. Nobody would have to know.

    Hot Yoga Guy is going to kill Alec and it's all his siblings' fault.

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    06 Apr 2021

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    19 Mar 2021

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    At an early age, shifters are told stories of true love, true mates, and how to properly consummate a mating in the eyes of Artemis.

    Before Artemis and any other god and goddess shifters believe in, Alec and his pack will enter Idris' annual mating arena. Clary and Jace want to be properly mated while Simon and Izzy want to try finding their own mates. Alec? Well, being their Pack Alpha, Alec’s decided to go in as well. Alec's more worried about keeping his pack safe than finding his mate, but Artemis has other plans for him in the form of a feral hellhound.

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    09 Mar 2021

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    After ten years of marriage, one would think Magnus would be used to seeing his mate all stretched out and relaxed but the sight still takes his breath away. Magnus shows Alec, his angelic mate, just how he feels for him even after all these years by grooming his wings. Which of course leads to more.

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    08 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    They say the hardest heartbreaks aren’t those that come suddenly but rather those who creep unsuspectingly until every sharp stab crumbles to dust.

    He wasn’t completely sure when it had happened. Maybe it begun when Alexander’s first wrinkle appeared or a grey hair was there amongst the dark, a taunting reminder of the harsh realities of mortality.

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    06 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Terribly sad but also so very beautiful