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    “It was a quiet ceremony.” Iruka tells the man with the air of someone who says such things all the time. “There was a war on; it didn’t seem appropriate to celebrate. And the Rokudaime is a private person. It isn’t unreasonable for him to keep his personal life quiet for his partner’s safety. Especially considering Konoha’s…. checkered history with the lifespan of Kage spouses.”

    “And how do you know about this arrangement if it is such a national secret?”

    Iruka takes a deep breath, preparing to make his boldest claim yet. His mouth opens, ready to say that he and Kakashi are close, personal friends when…

    “You can hardly marry a man without telling him about it.”

    All of the air leaves Iruka’s lungs in a rush as Kakashi uses his big, dumb, mouth to ruin everything.

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    23 May 2021

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    “Iruka fell asleep in my bed,” Naruto complains. “But I wasn’t tired.”

    “Oh?” Kakashi asks. This wouldn’t be the first time that Iruka has gone in for a bedtime story and come stumbling out an hour or two later, rubbing sleep from his eyes. Kakashi doesn’t know how he manages it; Naruto is not a peaceful sleeper by any stretch of the imagination.

    “The poor guy was really tuckered out,” Naruto says, a perfect imitation of Iruka, and Kakashi doesn’t bother hiding his smile. He’d probably mind Naruto having a favourite parent more if Iruka wasn’t his favourite, too.

    (or: Iruka's longer-than-usual work hours are making him exhausted and cranky, so Naruto and Kakashi assign themselves the important mission of getting him to take some time off. Predictably, it goes a little sideways.)

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    09 May 2021

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    “Dammit Hashirama, I swear on the Fire God’s eternal flame that if you’ve pissed off your house again, I’m going to let it kill you with absolutely zero regrets.” Madara growls into the receiver of the phone, head still achy and throbbing from having to coax his aunt’s house all yesterday in order to let the masons come and fix the exterior without It trying to cause accidents. It’s too fucking early to deal with Hashirama’s drama queen of a house. Of fucking course his nearest and dearest would have houses that were persnickety and have difficult personalities that necessitated regular placation.

    MadaTobi AU where Madara has (slight) House magic, among other magic.

    (Or, I thought about Madara being able to speak to houses, then the Sumigakure prompt for Modern Magical happened. I regret nothing.)

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    23 Mar 2021

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    “Are you saying I’m so undesirable that I can’t find a husband of my own?” he asked, unsure if he was even taking the idea seriously or not. A smile quirked his lips when Tobirama let out an easy chuckle.

     

    “You haven’t yet.”

     

    Madara narrowed his eyes playfully. “Don’t bring the truth in to this.”

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    21 Mar 2021

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    “This day is terrible,” Madara groans, facedown on the table in the dining hall.

    “You really mean that?” Izuna asks, with a shade of cheer that makes Madara want to strangle him.

    Obviously,” Madara bites out, and then his mouth, without any input from his brain—or too much input from his brain, which is rather the problem—adds, “Every time you use that tone of voice I have a vivid fantasy about what it would feel like to wrap my hands around your throat.”

    Izuna's face does something complicated.

    “That’s okay, sweetheart,” Tōka says, languidly amused, and pats his shoulder. “I do too sometimes.”

    “Yes, but with you it’s sexy,” Izuna blurts, and then slaps both hands over his mouth, face turning crimson so fast it’s like someone dumped dye over his head, rather than a truth potion.

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