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    Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.

    Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.

    Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.

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    08 Jun 2021

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    Geralt gets hired to deal with a devil. Not that devils are real: it's probably an incubus, or maybe a puck.

    It’s not. It’s a trickster.

    And now he has a whole other problem. Namely that the trickster keeps showing up just to spite him.

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    07 Jun 2021

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    Jaskier has the flu. Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert think he's dying.

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    03 Jun 2021

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    “Oh, thank the gods,” Jaskier breathes.

    “Name’s Lambert, actually,” the witcher corrects, his lips breaking into a crooked grin, “Though I certainly won’t stop you from worshipping me.”

    Complete!

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    03 Jun 2021

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    “So it’s not just me, then.” 

    “No,” Jaskier says, suddenly heartfelt and dramatic like he shouldn’t be with fucking Yennefer, evil witch queen- except, like. Come on. Making fun of Geralt is practically his only passion. “No, it’s- it’s everyone. One time I saw him try to say something heartfelt and I swear he almost choked on his own tongue.” 

    “Will you two,” Geralt calls ineffectively- the werewolf takes its chance, but is immediately flung away with a swing of his sword. “please stop? I can hear you.” 

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    02 Jun 2021