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    Sasuke doesn't have a spending problem. He doesn't. It's not his fault the mailman is so hot, but it is just his luck that he's also clueless.

    Or, in which flirting with Sasuke's mailman goes too far (or not far enough.)

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    The only reason Sasuke keeps coming back to Konoha is because of that mattress. The bed is his only respite. And perhaps the dumbass who owns said bed might be worth it, too.

    Or, another canon divergence 699 that showers Sasuke with too much (deserved) love and attention that we all need for these unprecedented times.

    Title means "Bonded Light". It'll make sense when you're about 100K in.

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  3. Rec 80

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    Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!

    Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN

    Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?

    Jiang Cheng: no

    Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!

     

    or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj

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    06 Jun 2021

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    The problem with CT Wei was, lamentably, not incompetence. Incompetence was a failing no one at the Gusu Bureau of Cultivation could forgive. Had he been incompetent, he would have already been dismissed from his position. No, the problem with CT Wei was far worse: he was friendly.

     

     

     

     

    There's a new forensic cultivator in the GBC.

    Lan Wangji is unimpressed.

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  5. Rec 52

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    Wei Wuxian is at a party, and someone brought their dog. He hates dogs.
    So he escapes to the roof.

    Lan Zhan is at a party, and someone brought Wei Wuxian. He hates Wei Wuxian.
    So he escapes to the roof.

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