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    Geralt happens upon a jousting tournament between Lyria, Aedirn, and Rivia. He's invited by the Lord and Lady Pankratz to watch from their private box as their champion, Dandelion, defends the title. Geralt becomes jealous of this Dandelion under the assumption that he and Jaskier would make a fine match. And just where is Jaskier anyway? He's missing quite the show.

    Alt - Jaskier enters a joust as part of a family tradition and Geralt is having heart palpitations. Jaskier dedicates his matches to his 'laddie fair' and he and Geralt make a little wager as to whether he'll win with some fabulous prizes in store.

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    28 May 2021

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    16 months ago, Cas became human.

    12 months ago, Cas left the bunker and a broken-hearted Dean behind.

    Now they must work a case together, where married couples are dying mysterious deaths and the only way to earn the neighbors' trust is by pretending to be married. Slowly, Dean finds that he loves being in a relationship with Cas, fake or not, and Cas finds his loneliness retreating, despite the harsh reality looming right around the corner. As Dean and Cas navigate this fake, but all too real, relationship, can they find the monster that is on a mysteriously motivated killing spree before it’s too late?

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    28 May 2021

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    "Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."

    Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."

    Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?

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    26 Feb 2021

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    Somewhere down the line, Jaskier figures, one of his ancestors tupped a Fae, and now that trickle of queer blood is running through is veins, giving him one of the most aggravating abilities known to man.

    Since he was young, Jaskier has always felt … impressions. 

    Someone is thinking of him lewdly and Jaskier feels it like the soft petting of fingers on his skin, tracing the lines of his ribs, rubbing against his nipples and making him squirm. 

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    22 Jan 2021

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    Jaskier is released from prison with a plan to steal a hundred and sixty million dollars and maybe also his wife if he's really lucky.

    -oOo-

    Ocean's Eleven AU, it's what it says on the tin really.
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    03 Jan 2021