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    Ranboo's been a slave for all his life (or at least, as long as he can remember). When a chance encounter with a wanted criminal ends with him cohabitating a cabin in the north, his life gets turned on its head as he is made to find a new life, home, and identity for himself.

    Technoblade and Philza are kind to him, though, and gently help him through the process. As gently as two war criminals can, anyway.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    “Your reputation precedes you, y’know.”

    “Does it, now?” Philza watches him coyly from where he’s now leaning against the wall, arms folded around his chains and gaze half-lidded, his lips curled in an arrogant, cat-like smirk. 

    “The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”

    OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

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    09 Jul 2021

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    The one where quirkless fanboy Midoriya Izuku rescues Pro Hero Todoroki Shouto, gets mistaken as his fiancé while he is in a coma, and gets caught up in the most unlikely fake engagement... until his childhood enemy and Todoroki's classmate Bakugou Katsuki tries to catch him out, and they both end up discovering a lot more about each other than they'd expected.

    Quirkless AU based on the film; endgame BakuDeku.

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    Katsuki didn’t know when the change had happened: how he had gone from asking why Todoroki chose Deku of all people, to wondering why it was Todoroki that Deku chose.

    Troublesome Deku, who cooed like an idiot at cats, tripped at a random catcall and sang badly. Who, despite everything, proved that it wasn’t the quirk that defined a person.

    Deku, who was too much, not his, and undeniably off limits to begin with.

    Update: Epilogue added

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    11 Jun 2021

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    08 Jun 2021

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    One slip up in the lab has Tim Drake careening into a new world where things are rather dramatically different from the world he’s used to. Fortunately, this is not his first rodeo. He knows how to handle this nonsense, more or less at least. Unfortunately, the people of the world he’s wound up in see things a little differently. And when Dick Grayson and Jason Todd mount an ill-conceived rescue mission, things get complicated very quickly.

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    ie, Little dumbass Timmy Drake makes an oops, big time. When he gets sucked into an alternate dimension rather far removed from the one he knows, he’s mistaken for a certain missing angel by Sam and Dean Winchester and taken back to their “bat cave”… Things just spiral out from there, and between that good ol’ Winchester Luck, traditional BatFam nosiness, and a few surprise guests, that spiraling is bound to be a quick slide downhill… But just maybe, it’ll be enough to force a few extra stubborn someones to actually confront that dreaded villain known as their own emotional wellbeing (and certain, romantically inclined feelings they harbor).

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    08 Jun 2021