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    Mostly crack

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    If they're NSFW I'll most likely make it teen or a light mature crack.

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    Yuuri’s job is to seduce Victor to get into his house and find any contact information for Yakov that might be there. Which, okay, that makes sense. But it still leaves a pretty big question.

    “Why do I need to s-sleep with him? I-I mean, I could just sneak into his house.”

    Celestino sighs. “Because you still stutter on the phrase ‘sleep with him.'"

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    or: Yuuri tries repeatedly to seduce a guy but ends up having a ton of awkward meet-cutes with him instead.

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    01 Jun 2021

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    And Steve Rogers’s weapon is a shield. Steve does not attack, he defends. Steve Rogers is the only Avenger who does not thrust forward with a phallic weapon. From Loki’s staff to Clint’s arrows, Black Widow (who pairs so well with Steve because she is a phallic woman) has guns, Tony essentially is a giant penis (sorry, friends, that’s all I see), and of course no one would even pretend that Thor’s hammer isn’t Thor’s penis.

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    30 May 2021

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    ""There's absolutely no way Sylvain likes me."
    His friends stare at him.
    Ingrid looks annoyed. Dimitri looks uncomfortable. Annette looks beside herself.
    “Felix,” Annette says, and he can see she’s trying very hard to suppress a bout of anger, with the way her face turns almost the color of her hair. “I love you like a brother, I truly do. But right now? I think I love you as much as Sylvain loves his actual brother.”
    “Who he hates,” Dimitri supplies helpfully.
    “Whom,” Ingrid corrects unhelpfully."

    Felix (19M) has a crush on his roommate (22M). He cannot figure out if he actually likes him back or if he's just being friendly.

    Written for Sylvix Week 2019 - Day 4: roommates au

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    05 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    me, a morosexual: [tears up clothes] felix fraldarius you're so FUCKING STUPID

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    Leo’s courting of the daughter of their rival company served only one obvious purpose. By his father’s orders, he would grin and bear with anything in order to seize Hoshido’s assets, even Miss Sakura’s tempestuous personality.

    Takumi can’t believe this smug idiot from Nohr has mistaken him for his little sister.

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    05 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Man I love this

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    “You smell like me,” the guy says, scowling as he crowds in and Stiles staggers back between the coats and finally hits the wall. “Why do you smell like me?”

    He barely lets out a garbled sound as the blood rushes to his cheeks. “No reason,” Stiles yelps, struggling to get his footing and grasping at a whirlwind of puffy fur.

     

    Or the one where Stiles goes thrift shopping and steals an alpha's shirt. And gets a lot more than he bargains for.

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    02 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Man