Tweekscoffebean



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  1. Summary

    This series is centered around Creek ice skating and is canon compliment .it takes place right after Tweek x Craig but since I don't feel comfortable writing romance for their canon age they are young teens here.

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  2. Summary

    This is the more serious horror series.

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  3. Summary

    This entire series is just pure and utter Crack please do not take this series seriously! I legit was dared to write this shit!
    Also some of the stories in this series may cover themes some people may dislike such as Craig x Craig!

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  4. Summary

    Creek fluffy love fest featuring the gnomes

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  5. Summary

    Based around the Fractured but whole universe including a few prequels that have nothing to do with the video game but are connected to other stories in the series.

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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Tweek hated being viewed as a science experiment. He hated not being able to stand on equal ground. None of this was his... or their... fault. He didn't want to die. That wasn't fair. Death wasn't fair. He scratched at his skin, trying to fight it. If he cut deep enough, he might wake up. This hunt would be over.

    But this hunt wasn't something he could fight off, was it? There wasn't something he could punch and make his altered DNA go away. There wasn't someone who he could...

    "Craig Tucker." Tweek glanced up from the red marks on his flesh. His nails released their hold to glide over Craig's bruised knuckles. "Have you come to save my life again?"

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    24 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    You steal Ben Shapiro’s wife (very easy), invite him to a hotel room and then peg him off the face of the earth. That’s it. That’s all this is. I’m not sorry and I hope someone jacks off to this xx

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    22 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Stan Marsh bets Kenny McCormick 100$ that he can’t turn Clyde Donovan gay. Kenny being tight on money accepts the bet confident that he will win the jock's heart. What he doesn’t know is that it changes both of their lives completely.

     

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    19 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    *Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*

    Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is his gospel.

    ...But it's all thrown out the window when he is arrested. Arrested for his ongoing meth abuse. Specifically, arrested for murdering his own dealer.

    As his false identity is peeled away, he must find himself while under the anxiety-inducing protection of his rage-prone cellmate, Craig Tucker.

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    16 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    "What's the matter sweetheart?" He asks her in a soft, warm voice.

    She looks a little startled to see him but relaxes in his presence.

    "Daddy?" She asks, voice shaky.

    "Yeah, it's me. What's -ah- the matter baby?" He asks her, holding out his hand for her to grab.

    She does, she closes the space between them by launching into his arms, foregoing the hand holding all together.

    "Nobody believes me" she says quietly, burying her face in Tweeks shoulder.

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    15 Feb 2021