TellMeNoAgain

CJ- Tell Me No Again



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  1. Summary

    Sometimes when I'm writing, I get all caught up with scenes or flashes of stories from the other characters (OR SOMEONE TOSSES ME A PLOTBUNNY THAT ACTIVATES MY IMAGINATION AND THEN SCAMPERS OFF, THANKS YA MOOKS) and my brain takes off with it, even though I'm trying to write a very nice, very plot-aligned smutty chapter.

    These are those stories, within the Roaring Hot AU. They won't stand alone, but someone said they wanted to see all the stuff I've written, and these scenes and stories count as "stuff I've written."

    They will be unbeta'd, and rough in places, and they may abruptly start or abruptly end, and I might give context for where they fall in the plot of the main series or not, depending. You can always ask for context, if you need more of it. I will do my best to tag and warn away.

    I am highly unlikely to continue any of the stories here by adding chapters, etc.

    DO NOT THROW ME PLOT BUNNIES HERE. I SWEAR, IF YOU THROW ME A PLOTBUNNY HERE AND I START CHASING AFTER IT AND LOSE TRACK OF THE ORIGINAL SERIES, I WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT RIGHT BETWEEN US. Do you WANT tentacle porn in your 1920s AU? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET TENTACLE PORN IN YOUR 1920s AU. JUST YOU TEST ME. *glare*

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  2. Summary

    The "Tony Stark is an insane 1920's Mob Boss and there's sex everywhere" darkfic that literally no one asked for but that kept me up nights until I wrote it.

    In honor of New Year's Eve, 2020!

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    “Charlie—She’s Charlotte, Charlotte Waugh—this is your teacher. He’s going to help you this year, and you’re going to help him. Can we say hi to Mr. Coldwater?" In which Eliot is pretty sure Quentin Coldwater, Kindergarten teacher, was made in a laboratory for single moms.

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    04 Aug 2021

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    The One Where Q Teaches Kindergarten

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    The scent of pup and nest reached her before Eliot had even opened the door.

    Quentin's just given birth to his first pup. Julia goes to visit him.

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    30 Jul 2021

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    The One With Genderfluidity

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    Eliot’s never seen Quentin like this before, every movement and expression deliberate. It still looks like his normal blend of fidgeting and insecurity, but it’s not, it’s something entirely new, and Quentin is fucking good at it. Despite all appearances, he’s perfectly in control, and Eliot’s hedge king costume pants were not designed to accommodate the reaction he’s having.

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    29 Jul 2021

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    The One with Push

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    “If Eliot can't marry her, she could marry one of the other future royals,” Alice says. She feels vaguely light-headed. The knife-maker starts to turn towards Quentin and the other boys, so she blurts out, quickly, “Me. She can marry me.”

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    25 Jul 2021

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    The One With Alice And Fen

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    Eliot and Margo separately meet Quentin Coldwater on his first day and each call dibs. When they realize they're both interested in the same person, they declare a friendly rivalry over who can seduce him first.

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    20 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I mean this fic has everything