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    For reasons yet to be determined, Marinette is now a cat.
    She is also now in Gotham.
    Surprise everyone, it's an asshole.

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    Shenanigans with Soundwave & Co. (hence the name of the series).

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    Anakin has had a hard life, so once he dies he should be able to find peace, right?

    One might think that, and while the potential is there, that's not what happens.

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    Some normal and not-so-normal adventures in the life of one Darcy Lewis.
    But mostly not-so-normal.

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    Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
    First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
    Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
    So, y'know, fuck him.

    One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.

    Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
    Right???

    Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    10 Jun 2021

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    Tony was in the middle of nowhere, an alien scepter had taken control of his mind, and he was about to get into a knock-down-drag-out with his ex-team.

    The whole day was officially awful and completely irredeemable.

    Then his soulmate showed up.

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    09 Jun 2021

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    Fury needs Coulson to do one quick side trip while passing through England, just a check in on a person of interest to S.H.I.E.L.D.

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    09 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read to ch 21

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    08 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Tim reacted first. “Wait!” he exclaimed, jumping off the car. “Wait, wait, wait, wait.” He stalked closer to Damian, who hadn’t moved an inch since Marinette’s question. “You’re telling me, you, Damian ‘Blood is the only thing that matters. Peasants bow before me. Father, dispose of the unworthy interlopers.’ didn’t tell her your last name?!”
    “Jump off a cliff Drake,” Damian snarled through clenched teeth.

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    Today Skywalker might have topped himself. He has finally succeeded in his never-ending mission to give Rex a stress hernia.

    Because today, along with their usual supplies, a small child had also stepped off the transport and introduced themselves as Skywalker's padawan learner.

    A half-dressed, togruta, Jedi child.

    In Rex's Force damned military base.

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    08 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "I'll write… write them down," said Rex, reaching for his datapad. Kix slid sideways onto the bunk and yelped when Rex nearly sat back down on his face. "Say them again."

    "Say what again?"

    "The rules," said Rex.

    "Oh. Um. Pod racing. And not to hotwire speeders, or eat bugs, or get arresh- arrested."

    Skywalker passed the bottle to Rex and he took a sip before passing it to Kix.

    "You eat bugs all the time though," said Rex, frowning.
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    "What other rules did you have? From Kenobi?"

    "Um," Skywalker wrinkled his nose, "I had to eat all my vegetables before pudding, even if they tasted like shit."

    "Vegebals are good for you sir," slurred Kix.

    "Why will you eat bugs and not vegetables," Rex asked Anakin.

    "M'very a complicated guy," was his only explanation.
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    "Fuck. I have no idea what I'm doing. Who gave me a baby? I'm still a baby!" groaned Anakin. Rex ignored him.

    "If she outranks me," he said, slowly, "I can make her do some of the paperwork."

    "-Oh my Force is she going to go through puberty? Puberty was awful. Oh kark, Kix, do togrutas get periods? Kix, do we have sanitary products? Kix?"