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    Shen Jiu is a simple demonic cultivator who just wants to do his job, except that white-robed cultivator from Cang Qiong Mountain keeps getting in the way.

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    10 Jun 2021

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    Sweet so so sweet

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    I changed the title. This one sounded more right to me.

    Shen Jiu tilted his head and read the cover, “Proud Immortal Demon Way?” Shen Jiu squinted at the book that had caught his attention amongst other hundred books.

    Qiu Haitang raised her head, “Oh? That book?” She tilted her head and showed a disdainful expression, “It certainly looked like it was a top quality book, right? Good paper, good cover/ But the content is a complete gibberish to me, truly, don’t judge a book by its cover.”

    "Gibberish?" Shen Jiu opened it and saw several characters he couldn't make sense of. This might be interesting.

    At that time, Shen Jiu didn't know this book would be his lifeline in the future as he was faced with life's incongruity and absurdity.

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    16 Mar 2021

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    Damn I just died I cried and got angry I was happy what else can I ask? This one just got the angst spot just perfectly

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    As he stood poised atop a cliff holding their son in his hands, Mobei Jun lifted his eyebrow at his husband who had thrown himself to the ground. He attempted to gently pull his leg away from Shang Qinghua but that only made Qinghua lock his hold on it tighter. The smaller man was inconsolable. Oh why, oh why did he write this stupid book where parents throw their little BABIES off cliffs for something as trivial as TRAINING?!

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    In which Shen Yuan is reborn into the baby of side characters, Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun. Its strange but not bad... aside from his demon Father attempting to throw him off a cliff in order to complete some absurd 'demonic trial!'

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    18 Jan 2021

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    Definitivamente my comfort fic

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    In his first life, Shen Qingqiu had died with grievances. Everything that he had done, every single misunderstanding or wrong move that he made all cumulated into his death.

    Then, of course, he woke up with a system. In his second life, he was a dancer. In the third, the young master of a rich family... Countless years passed, countless lives met and lived.

    Now, he was tired. He just wanted everything to end. But before he could do that, he would have to take care of his biggest regrets. Regrets that he originally thought he had let go of, only to realize later on that he could never let go of no matter how hard he tried.

    From his first life.

    Now, he was back in his own body, facing a familiar nemesis...

     

    Spanish Translation Here^^

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    17 Nov 2020

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    All I want to remember ⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄

    Then, of course, Shen Qingqiu came back.

    And he came to politely bring some gifts for having housed his disciple.

    Honestly, it just threw Liu Qingge’s mind into further chaos. Because what he brought back was the carcasses of various beasts, each larger than himself.

    Because. He. Could. Feel. The. Sincerity. From. The. Gifts.

    Right? Beasts that he had personally hunted?

    No one else had ever given him such a thoughtful gift. Nor one with such sincerity.

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    Shen Qingqiu didn’t even give anyone else courtesy gifts of any sort, and Liu Qingge was the first to receive them from him?

    Cats they are cats 😂
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    For some, strange reason, the skinner had stripped the top half of Luo Binghe’s body, leaving it bare and bound in the red immortal binding cables.

    Shen Qingqiu had to control his erroneous thoughts. Luo Binghe’s skin was pale and smooth, and because of his struggling, slightly chaffed by the red ropes. There was a glare on his face, and the indignance on him reminded Shen Qingqiu of a bratty sub who wasn’t willing to submit just yet.

    Oh my God!!!
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    Shen Qingqiu sighed and patted the idiot on the head. Strangely, it seemed to settle him a little.

    “Wake up. You’re experiencing qi deviation. Follow the way my qi moves.”

    Liu Qingge struggled, his eyes bloodshot, but he still followed obediently.

    “Good boy. Now, concentrate and suppress your qi yourself. I don’t know what you’re trying to do by being hasty with your cultivation.”

    LQG: woof

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    (Please read the first part of the series! This is the smut draft that never made it to the final cut of my other work, 'say it again and again'.)

    Shen Qingqiu has no idea what to make of it when Liu Qingge claims he's stuck in a time-loop. That sounds like the kind of trope to come out of kid's books, doesn't it? He's not sure he believes it - until they discover that the only way to cure it is papapa. Peh! Of course it is! How else would it be in Airplane's stupid YY novel?

    Liu Qingge had better be grateful that he's got a friend like Shen Qingqiu to help him out. Thoroughly.

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    28 Sep 2020

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    Liushen the best one the story was 10/10 plus the extra sexy part 2 aaah I want more totally will reread it