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  1. Public Bookmark 89

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    Patrick Brewer is still coming to terms with his newly discovered sexuality, and is trying to work up the courage to do something about it.
    He spots a beautiful man at the bar but can't quite bring himself to act on it just yet.

    So he calls a phone sex hotline to help build his courage, but when a smooth voiced man he finds so intriguing picks up the phone, how far will he go?
    And what about the man at the bar, will he ever be able to find the strength to talk to him?

    Or,

    The sex hotline AU that nobody asked for!

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    19 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    “Can you give me anything else here? Who is he? Why is he unhappy?”

    “David Rose. And I’ll let you figure that out. Let’s just say he’s very protective of his brand and how it’s marketed.”

    “Ah, a client who thinks he’s in advertising - creative is going to love that.”

    “Well, getting to see him and Ray go back and forth during a presentation might be worth the headache. I may even stop by to watch.”

    “Is this your best pitch?”

    “It’s not a pitch, it’s a favor. You don’t have to call him.”

    Patrick shrugged. “You know I like a challenge.”

    *** 

    The Mad Men-inspired AU no one asked for

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    18 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”

    “Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.

    OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.

    [Podfic and Art of "Getting Over Getting Older All the Time," written by Distractivate]

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    03 Mar 2021

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    Or David is a hooker with a heart of gold, AKA the Pretty Woman AU you never knew you wanted. Canon compliant up through season one. Instead of running out of gas at the Amish farm when fleeing Schitt’s Creek, David makes it to NYC where he becomes a high-end escort in order to make ends meet. He’s the consummate professional until he meets Patrick Brewer and takes a chance on his own fairy tale.

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    27 Jan 2021

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    “Are you...Patrick?” It doesn’t make sense, but then again, nothing about Ray’s businesses makes much sense.

    To be honest, there’s not a lot about David’s life that makes sense these days.

    The kid giggles suddenly, like David has said something funny instead of being quite possibly the only rational human in the entire building. “I’m Jamie,” they say. “Patrick’s my dad.

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    17 Jan 2021

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