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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Patrick had a hard time sleeping. He stared at his alarm clock. It read 3:15am. He would have to wake up in only four more hours to start getting ready in order to make it to the airport two hours prior to departure. He’d received a text from Twyla—his friend at the paper—a few days after inquiring about the author of the article. Twyla was a little surprised at Patrick’s interest, but she was encouraging nonetheless. 

    The only information Twyla had about the author was the name Rose and an email address. Patrick had waited two weeks before making up his mind, and even then was so nervous about the fact that he was basically hiring a hooker, that he asked Twyla to set everything up for him. Twyla could be a little quirky, but he trusted her sweet nature to convince this Rose person. And surely one week’s notice before having to take an international flight to accompany him to his sister’s wedding in Canada should suffice, right? Patrick would be paying six thousand dollars for services rendered, after all.

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    The Wedding Date AU

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    01 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    "Oh, thank god.” David tips his drink back and Patrick is almost too distracted by the bob of his adam’s apple to register the blow. “No offense, but you’re not my type.”

    Patrick blinks. “That’s...something you just said. Wow, okay.”

    Or, David and Patrick meet on a blind date.

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    01 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    David was cursed to feel freezing cold all the time, but one day he shakes the hand of the cute guy helping him with his business license, and he feels warm for the first time in 14 years. This fic incorporates several canon elements/plot points.

    This is rated E for one chapter (it will be clearly labeled). The rest of the chapters are rated T for those who would prefer to skip E content.

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    22 May 2021

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    Struggling to get over his crush on his business partner, Patrick strikes up a sexual relationship with a stranger in a virtual reality video game. It clarifies a lot of things for him - and makes everything more complicated.

    Think "You've Got Mail" but with more advanced technology and no enmity.

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    31 Jan 2021

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    David needs to escape the stress of NYC and can't stomach another Rose family Christmas party, so he books an AirBNB for two weeks in Schitt's Creek. The town his family visited when he was a kid. The one true family vacation they'd had. He plans to spend two weeks drinking wine and soaking in a jacuzzi tub, but the cute guy renting the AirBNB derailed his relaxing plans.

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    24 Jan 2021

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