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  1. Rec 26

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    Simon Snow is well practised in hunting monsters. He knows how to spy, how to sneak, and—most importantly—how to not get caught.
    But this time, it all goes wrong. The roles are reversed, and the villain becomes the victim.

    You know what they say: you either die the hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the monster.


    ‘If you go anywhere near Agatha, I’ll make sure you regret it,’ I growled at him while wrangling my tie into submission.
    Baz didn't bother to so much as glance in my direction, too focused on smoothing out every invisible crease on his perfect uniform. ‘I believe it’s clear Wellbelove is capable of making her own decisions, Snow.’
    ‘Y-yeah, she is! And they don’t involve you!’
    ‘And if they do?’
    ‘They don’t,’ I snarled. ‘And they never will, because no matter how fit and rich you are, you’re still a fucking monster who no one wants to be around!’
    He slammed his wardrobe shut then and gathered his books. ‘Says the one who’s constantly stalking me,’ he spat.
    ‘It’s not stalking—it’s hunting!’
    I kept on yelling at his back—stuff about slaying dark creatures like him. Baz simply left the room, still refusing to look at me.

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  2. Rec 89

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    Simon Salisbury ✓ @simonsnow
    who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs in the morning
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    Simon ‘Snow’ Salisbury is an accomplished actor wrapping up another season of his hit TV show. Basilton Grimm-Pitch is a hard-working editor who just managed to publish a well anticipated romance novel. A drunken tweet brings them together.
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  3. Rec 58

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    The first time I heard Penny and Agatha mention it, I honestly thought they were taking the piss. That it was another one of those false myths about the World of Mages.
    Soulmates.
    Really?

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  4. Rec 8

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    “Love!” I call after him, snickering. “You forgot your trousers!”

    He freezes with his hand on the knob, whispers shit, then wastes no time swivelling around, striding over to me in large steps. He presses a kiss to my cheek and to my lips in quick succession and is out the door before I can manage to utter another word.

     
    Turns out, inside jokes are not helpful in times of crisis (nor when your fiancé is running out the door without trousers on).

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  5. Rec 60

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    Desperate to prove a point to Penny, Simon casts a spell that’s meant to reveal his true feelings for someone — “Kiss, Marry, Kill” — on Baz. Predictably, the spell backfires.

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    03 Apr 2021

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