Poopsicle_Splicer



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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    As coach and captain for her college archery team, Sylvanas would do anything for the sake of her girls.

    Including asking the new adjunct professor for help.

    But Sylvanas does not ask for help.

    (Modern-ish day AU. I promise there's a plot, I'm just terrible with titles)

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    12 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    The elven Kingdom of Quel'Thalas have long since isolated herself from the rest of the warring human nations of Lordaeron, waiting safe behind her borders until the turbulant matters settle themselves. However, a boatful of human refugees ending up on Quel'Thalas shores, lead by a defiant young mage with the most startling blue eyes, becomes one of the first human nations to settle on elven lands in millenia.

    Quickly falling for this human, Sylvanas resorts to taking the next step in their relationship, only to find out that nobody ever gave poor Jaina a pamphlet on elven courting rituals.

    Just a two parter with some sexy times- hope you enjoy ^^

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    29 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    And oh, Jaina’s brain was so foggy, and she was dead tired, and simply moving her head from side to side made it pound. And yet, through all of that, she understood what Anduin was haltingly trying to tell her.

    She was pregnant. She was pregnant with a child who would be Sylvanas’ too, if carried to term. Sylvanas, their would-be enemy who had only just signed a peace treaty with them mere months ago. 

    (Or, a battle against a very old enemy leaves Jaina dealing with an entirely unexpected dilemma.)

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    27 Jun 2021

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    Imagine, Sylvanas thinks, how merciful my death would've been had a Lich Queen been chosen over a King. Jaina Proudmoore has no need of a Banshee. I would have been slain cleanly, as would all of Azeroth. Efficiently. 

    "A marriage of state," says Jaina. "A mutual surrender for a mutual victory."

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    14 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Brittany and Santana are ready to expand their family. But when things don't quite go as planned, they end up taking a different route. Meanwhile... Toni's dad has been a no show since day one, and her mom is in and out of rehab. She's been placed in foster homes, but none of them seem to stick. Can they fit each other's definition of family? (Loosely Based off of "Instant Family"). Title from Taylor Swift's, "Ours".

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    09 Jun 2021