Not_A_Potato



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    As a result of his newfound cultivation, Wei Wuxian was having trouble sleeping - and then he realizes that he sleeps just fine during war council meetings. What could possibly be the cause? The only thing that seems to be in common is the presence of one Sect Leader Nie...

    And so Project "Sleep with Nie Mingjue" is born!

    (shut up, Jiang Cheng, the name is fine - who could possibly misunderstand?)

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    As a result of his newfound cultivation, Wei Wuxian was having trouble sleeping - and then he realizes that he sleeps just fine during war council meetings. What could possibly be the cause? The only thing that seems to be in common is the presence of one Sect Leader Nie...

    And so Project "Sleep with Nie Mingjue" is born!

    (shut up, Jiang Cheng, the name is fine - who could possibly misunderstand?)

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    Jin Ling hadn’t thought to keep track of Wei Wuxian.

    Clearly that had been a mistake.

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    “I will design you a talisman,” Wei Wuxian vows with tears in his eyes, “that will allow you to feel drunk. It will be even better, because it will not make you puke, and you will not have a hangover the next day.” He pauses for a second, pensive. “Actually, that sounds like something a lot of people would want. Maybe we could sell them in the Yiling marketplace, so we could afford more potatoes…”

    “It’s fine, Master Wei, I’ve never been a big drinker anyway.”

    Wei Wuxian narrows his eyes at him. “How do you do it, then?”

    Wen Ning frowns. “Do what?”

    “Dull the pain of existence. Make it bearable, when every day you wake up in the same world, with the same life, and the same failures.”

     

    What if Wen Ning had escaped Carp Tower much, much earlier?
    A story in three parts
    -Postmortem Love Song: Ningxian pining in the Burial Mounds.
    -The Worst Kept Secret In The Cloud Recesses: Wangning healing in Gusu.
    -The Final Piece Of The Puzzle: Wangningxian coming together at last.

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    21 Jun 2021

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    It was an old Hylian custom, one that Sidon barely half-remembered from before the Calamity had happened, of a Hylian pressing their mouth to the back of a person’s hand.

    He remembered Mipha’s fond giggle as someone had done it to her in farewell, and the gesture seemed an appropriate way to honour Link as he departed to take on the next Divine Beast.

    (Originally going to be 'Five times Sidon kissed Link, one time Link kissed back' but they're not very good at keeping track of kisses)

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