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    In a world where humans can use elemental magic, Xiao uses his to move through the shadows becoming Liyue’s phantom killer. Known to the public as Alatus, he is their most notorious assassin. One day Xiao secures his biggest job yet: kill the Crown Prince of Mondstadt, Venti. Harbouring no love towards any royal family Xiao pulls off his mission with success. Or so he thought. Years later an unexpected face finds him in Liyue. A face that should be dead since Xiao remembers plunging his knife into their heart. Now, Xiao is whisked into a dangerous new job as he wrangles with his guilt and resolve.

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    28 Jun 2021

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    It becomes painstakingly obvious that Xiao has a thing for Barbatos, so friends new and old attempt to play matchmaker. They won’t rest until the apple of Xiao’s eye takes up residency in both his heart and his teapot. Venti is far more perceptive than people give him credit for, but thinks you should never meet your heroes. Somehow, they make it work.

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    02 May 2021

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    Xiao is about to beat up that insufferable busker with his own guitar.

    (AU in which Xiao is a tattoo artist, Venti is a musician, and they are fighting over the sidewalk outside the tattoo shop - or maybe a bit more than that)

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    10 Apr 2021

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    When Zhongli offered him a job for the millionth time and he finally accepted, Venti never thought that he would have to film his disastrous gourmet experiments so people on the internet could laugh at him. It's nice, though. Until Xiao shows up, and being in the kitchen goes from pleasant and relaxing to a constant struggle not to let his (very obvious) crush show.

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    09 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    *updating tags as I post to avoid early spoilers

    {“Right,” Xiao begins. “Who are you? And why are you in my home.”

    The boy opens his mouth to speak, but Xiao cuts him off. “At 3:22 in the morning.” He adds.

    “You may call me a tourist, of sorts,” the guy winks and giggles, just like the cheeky bastard Xiao had chalked him up to be upon first impression. He scowls.}

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    01 Mar 2021