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- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (2)
08 Jun 2020
It was honestly so embarrassing.
What he had done was the human equivalent of somehow losing his eyeballs because he made the mistake of looking down and blink. It was that stupid. In fact, maybe Shen Yuan would have preferred to lose a few eyeballs instead, since he had thousands of them on a good day anyway. But no, oh no, he had to go and die.
-In which Eldritch!Shen Yuan dies and has an identity crisis. Being human takes so much effort!-
17 Feb 2020
Sometime in between agonising about the uncertain future of his marriage and pondering why his Shizun would be so accepting of the idea of him having a harem in the first place, Luo Binghe was overcome with a sudden realization.
It was Shizun who wanted a harem.
Luo Binghe was so stupid. It wasn't about him at all, of course not.
-How To Build Your Husband A Harem, a guide by Luo Binghe.-
In another universe, Wen Ruohan had a child called Wen Chao, who grew up to be cowardly, petty and basically an idiot.
In this universe, however, Wen Ruohan had a child called Wen Wuxian, who grew up to be courageous, cunning and basically a genius.
-Presenting to you one Wen Ruohan, the proudest and most stressed father of Nightless City.-
15 Jan 2020
Lan Qiren stared in mute horror at the letter in his hands.
The world's most dangerous demonic cultivator and immortal leader of the great Yiling Wei Sect wanted Lan Wangji's hand in marriage. Lan Zhan, his youngest nephew, his most promising disciple, a quiet boy of barely twelve.
-In which it'd take some time for the husbands to marry again.-
27 Oct 2019
There was a file somewhere in the Shield archives that contained the profile assessment for one Tony Stark. On the last page, the addendum 'Ironman: Yes - Tony Stark: Not Recommended' was stated like it was some kind of universal truth. Someone, however, had scratched out the second half of the sentence with a solid black marker and wrote in the most aggressive vintage cursive: 'Tony Stark: Yes. So much yes. All the yes.'
-In which Tony Stark indulges his biggest fan and Bucky is living the dream.-
- Part 3 of Bad Scoping Mechanisms