Mollymauler



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    When Peter gets down on his knees on Friday night, it’s not exactly in the context Johnny would’ve liked.

    “Oh my god what,” he says. Then, eyes catching up with his brain, “Why the hell are you holding a twist tie.”

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    07 Jun 2021

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    ~o~

    “What makes you think this is a dream?”
    “You mean besides finding Parisian it-boy and supermodel Adrien Agreste in my bed?” Her balance faltered, but she played it off, swaying towards him and fluttering her lashes in a probably-good-enough facsimile of sexiness.
    Your bed?”
    For a figment of her subconscious, he sure did ask a lot of questions. She aimed a flirty boop towards his nose and ended up poking him in the cheek. “Silly heartthrob, this is my apartment.”
    “Uh… Ladybug? It’s really not.”

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    04 Jun 2021

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    Possibilities lined up before her. If she was a superhero, everyone would love her. She would have parades. She’d be powerful, perhaps more powerful than her parents. She couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she, Chloé Bourgeois, was a superhero!

    Then she looked in the mirror.

    Leather.

    Chloé was wearing not only a full-body leather suit, but on top of that she wore leather gloves, boots and a belt. Leather-on-leather! An atrocity! Even worse, Chloé’s hair was pulled out of its neat ponytail, and had turned into a mess of curls. Chloé spent an hour every morning having her butler straighten her hair, she didn’t want it to revert to it’s natural curly state every time she transformed! The excessive leather did not even spare her head, giving her both leather ears and a leather mask that tinted her sclera blue.

    If Chloé’s mother, the Queen of Fashion, ever saw this, Chloé knew exactly what she would say: “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!”

    So this is why superheros had secret identities.

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    27 May 2021

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    The rules of the book club are as follows:

    1. Book club is called book club. If you have some other stupid name for it, don't say it out loud.
    2. No inviting boys.
    3. No inviting Gina. She only reads Twilight.
    4. No graphic violence (in books, or at meetings).
    5. Nothing approximating a romance novel.
    6. No setting disagreeable selections on fire.

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    25 May 2021

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    [Text Sent From Ciri] Is there a reason why a love letter to Yen and Geralt is in the British Museum signed from you?? -C

    [Text Sent to Ciri] Because Historians are nosey pricks. Do NOT tell your parents. -J

    [Text Sent From Ciri] ;) – C

    The winking face of a semicolon and a bracket stared up at him, composed of unforgiving pixels. She wouldn’t, would she? No. No. She couldn’t. She wouldn’t.

    She wouldn’t.

     

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    Or, an exploration of the reason (immortal) Jaskier hates historians (hint: it's because they keep stealing his shit and putting it on display)

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    25 May 2021