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    “And could you please verify your current relationship status? We need it for, um…” Zuko scrambled for an explanation and, unable to come up with anything halfway convincing, finished weakly, “tax purposes.”

    “Oh, me? I’m single. Very single. Single as a Pringle. But not like a Pringle in a thing full of other Pringles. I’m like, the last lonely Pringle at the bottom of the can.”

    Zuko is just a simple FBI agent trying to run a background check on Sokka, an engineer who's applied to work for the government, but Sokka's chaotic past is making the process...complicated. Still, Zuko doesn't mind too much as long as it means he can talk to the weirdly charming stranger at the other end of the line for as long as it takes for him to sort all those complications out.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Not the Pokémon AU you asked for but the one you’re getting anyway.

    Featuring: full time gym leader and local cryptid Zuko, badge challenger Sokka, and Katara who can only look at so many memes before she flips.

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    13 Jul 2020

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    Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.

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    21 Sep 2019

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    At twenty-two years of age, the only son of Brendol the Fierce is married to the son of Queen Organa. The Western Prince is a hulking brute who is rumored to have fearsome magical powers, and Hux is prepared to do what he must to help his people hold their own against the threat of these powers. He's less prepared to feel quickly desirous and even protective of the warrior Prince Kylo Ren, who is secretly enthralled by a mysterious mentor who both bolsters and threatens to destroy his apprentice.

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    07 Jan 2018

  5. Rec 94

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    Tortured Ed, protective parental Roy, dog chimeras (because who doesn't love talking dogs), and some sprinkles of Al and Hughes in there for fun. Also, creepy antagonist with a tail.

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    25 Apr 2017