LesbianlazerOwl



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  1. Summary

    Imagine the MDZS universe was briefly taken over post-canon by a random semi-omnipotent Nie Auntie that just wanted Huaisang's life to turn out okay. That. That's what happened here. It's all written with the end-goal of making that guy's life not-terrible post Guanyin temple, and not surprisingly, that takes a lot of legwork.

    I'm pretty sure all of the angst and pain and personal growth is going to be contained in the first long fic there with any additions being fluff, but we'll see.

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    Ok, these are starting to need a home. Here's a collection of characters from my longer fics' alone time. They should mostly stand alone, but situation and headspace is probably heavily influenced by stuff that's not there and not canon! Anyway, enjoy a collection of short masturbation scenes.

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  1. Rec 78

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    Competitive Cultivation. Basically if the Hunger Games were Asian.

    If you, like me just last week, had no idea what the fuck Competitive Cultivation is, you might be thinking ‘how is John Oliver going to ruin gardening competitions tonight’? Because to us English speakers, the term ‘competitive cultivation’ sounds like a bunch of people trying to win first prize at the local county fair for ‘biggest rutabaga’.

    I don’t care if that thing is the size of my head, the only reasonable use for a vegetable that big is as a dildo, and I am not putting that up my butt!

    But to the twenty-or-so East Asian countries that participate in the International Nighthunting Union’s competitions, Competitive Cultivation — or CompCult — is a big fucking deal.

    Bonus scenes and worldbuilding extras from and so my heart beats wildly.

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    27 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    KING OF THE BOG

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    Wen Kexing has made some promises and some threats. He intends to make good on both, and he has plans for the morning after.

    Plans that might not exactly pan out precisely as Wen Kexing intended (so what else is new), but work out very, very well for everyone involved.

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    26 Jul 2021

  3. Rec 83

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    Because at the end of it all, Wei Wuxian walks away with his happy ending and the rest of them are left with nothing.

    (or, what comes after everything has gone)

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    21 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one with And maybe people are like that, each person carrying the younger versions of themselves inside. Somewhere inside, Jiang Cheng’s still fifteen years old and thinking he’s in love on the banks of the river. Still seventeen and holding a sword in his hands, robes dripping with blood. Still twenty and forever caught in a grief like a riptide.

    and then I cry (complimentary, awe-struck).

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    Who the fuck invites both their brother and their crush on a road trip? Wei Wuxian, apparently.

    or, Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang and Lan Wangji get stuck together in a car for eight hours. It goes just about as well as one might expect.
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    21 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious. Blinker Wangji.

  5. Rec 93

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    The ocean was enormous. It felt bigger than anything Wei Wuxian had encountered before. Their first day in the tiny fishing village Lan Wangji wanted to revisit, Wei Wuxian walked right up to where the waves lapped against the rocky beach and stood as the spray splashed the front of his robes.

    One particularly large wave broke against a nearby rock and splattered his face. He licked the salt off his lips, laughing, and turned to Lan Wangji.

    Lan Wangji stood a safe distance from the surf. He had one hand clutched tight around Bichen and the other resting on his hip. From this distance, he looked impassive, but Wei Wuxian knew that Lan Wangji's eyes would be soft, watching him delight in this new experience.

    In his first life, Wei Wuxian had been the second-strongest swimmer in Yunmeng Jiang; he took to water as easily as he took to cultivating the sword. Now, in Mo Xuanyu's body, he struggled with both.

    He was determined to re-master his old skills. And what better time to do it than on his extended honeymoon with Lan Wangji?

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    18 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa (appreciative)