Kithulpani



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    Kakashi is the very worst candidate in the history of politics, which means Naruto has no choice but to yield to his latent alcoholism and get hammered. The last time he had gotten this drunk, he had been in college, and after that highly entertaining episode, he had vowed never to get drunk again because so help him, he had a career to think about.

    Said career is in the crapper because Hatake Kakashi, God help the man, is ten pounds of stupid in a five pound bag.

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    28 Jan 2020

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    Jungkook is acting like he’s a tough cookie but in fact he’s a cookie that's kind of crunchy on the outside but really soft inside. In this essay I will

     

     

    “Um,” Jungkook pauses and looks up, only to stare blankly at the wall in front of him. “In this essay you will what?”

    (or; Jungkook finds a notebook)

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    04 Mar 2019

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    collection of hitmen one-shots that all take place in the same universe.
    they are deliberately jumbled up chronologically. i'll try to explain what happens when in the author's notes, though.

    this was supposed to be more fics but i lost momentum halfway in, so this'll be it.

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    26 Sep 2017

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    Three days before his birthday, Hoseok comes back to Korea. Yoongi wakes up to a phone call at shit o’clock and Hoseok’s voice in his ear, saying, “Surprise! Come pick me up.”

    “No,” Yoongi says automatically. Then, after a moment, “Who is this?”

    “I’m going to ignore that,” Hoseok says, “Terminal three, hyung. I’m waiting.”

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    14 Sep 2017

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    “You’re so immature,” Namjoon says when they return to their dorm. “That’s why you didn’t give me a real reason why you didn’t wanna go to that thing. You just didn’t want to run into Yoongi.”

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    14 Sep 2017

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