“Excuse me?” Derek just had to interrupt. “But what the hell is going on here?”
“Your sister wrote me a letter about how you’ve been aiming to ask this girl, Braeden, out for over a year,” Stiles explained. “Since Beacon Hills is my hometown, and we’ll be having our grand opening soon, I decided to help you score. In other words, you’re getting a makeover, dude.”
With no reaction on his face whatsoever, Derek pulled out his phone and flipped it open, pressing the very first button on speed dial.
“What are you doing?” Stiles asked as Derek put the phone to his ear and listened to it ring.
“Calling the Sheriff’s station,” he answered.
“Because I’ve been kidnapped and held against my will.”
He’d guessed that if Derek wasn’t paying him for the sex, then he was obviously paying him for the conversation. So Stiles made it a point to talk and never stop. Stiles rambled and Derek sometimes listened. Stiles shouted about X-Men and porn in fancy restaurants, and Derek sometimes grunted in response. Every now and then, Derek would even look up from his phone and make eye contact and blink, which Stiles would always take as a positive and real acknowledgment to his existence.
And they never had sex. Not ever. No matter how badly Stiles wanted them to, and he wanted them to, oh so badly.
Stiles Stilinski has been Derek Hale’s sugar baby for the last three years, and just can’t understand why the man pays him so much damn money.
Or the one where Danny is Miley Cyrus, Dylan Sprouse, Justin Beiber, and Kanye West all in one.
a thing that is hoped or wished for but in fact is illusory or impossible to achieve; an impossible dream.
Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts on September 1, 1991 and is everything the wizarding world expects. He is the Boy Who Lived: a brave, brash Gryffindor who will stand as a beacon for the Light.
It's almost a pity that it's all a lie.
(OR: an AU where Harry is taken from the Dursely's by a resurrected Voldemort and raised by loyal Death Eaters. To the world he's the Light's Golden Boy but his true self exists beneath a delicate bone mask and stands as the Dark Lord's equal)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Thor (Movies), Marvel
02 Mar 2021
Death and his three sisters the Norns had important plans for one Harry Potter and they would not let them be destroyed by a mere muggle.
After Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, the violence at his relatives' house gets out of hand, but instead of dying that day, he awakes in Asgard.
Happy for his new chance, he tries to lay low, but as always in his life, things do not go as planned and soon he draws the attention of a certain Jötun sorcerer.
Loki has tried to save his realm for millennia, but with his adoptive father Odin Allfather refusing to give him the Casket of Ancient Winters, he grows desperate as he watches his land and people die. And his own magic is far too destructive and violent to save the land. What he needs is a source of creative magical power.
29 Mar 2019
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05 May 2021