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    “I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don’t—I just—why didn’t you take me?” Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. “I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world.”

    Philza didn’t look guilty. He just looked tired. “I didn’t hunt them down, though.”

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    Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not.

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    24 Jun 2021

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    24 Jun 2021

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    She’s happy to see him. She always is, but the unexpectedness and late hour of the visit catch her off guard, and she can’t help but worry, wonder if he’s okay. “What’s the matter? Is everything alright?”

    Tommy is flustered and nervous when he finally responds. “I want to be the next Scarlet Witch,” he blurts out.

    Wanda blinks.

    “You had better come inside, then.”

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    31 Jan 2021

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    Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky is the god of Proud Immortal Demon Way. This is not a good thing.

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    26 Jan 2021

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    What happens when someone transmigrates into an already dead body?
    Shen Yuan was about to find out.

    AKA local millennial just wanted a nice and easy second life, but fate and an ice demon named Mobei-jun decided to butt-in.

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    26 Jan 2021