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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Phil and techno were leaving the house constantly, going on long trips. One day, they offer to Wilbur to come with them on one of their trips. What they didn’t know, was that they wouldn’t come back home at all, and Tommy would be all alone.

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    Just a one shot I wanted to write for a while. Prepare for angst.

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    15 Jul 2021

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    Oh. This is... Nice.

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    If… if Tommy had a father, he'd imagine that this would be how his father would laugh.

    Tommy decided to look to the side where the stranger sat. He was dressed oddly, in a green-and-white bucket hat, but otherwise semi-normal clothing. The blonde, blue-eyed stranger smiled warmly at Tommy, asking the teen, "I've noticed you've been on the streets recently. Do you need a place to crash?"

    "Are you trying to kidnap me and murder me or some shit?"

    Another laugh. And for some stupid reason, Tommy liked that laugh.

    "Nah, mate, I'm just concerned. I have two boys and I can't help but see you in them."

    "So you're a pedophile?"

    "I prefer being called a kidnapper and murderer to that, mate," the stranger replied goodheartedly, the kind smile never leaving his face. It was genuine. Tommy barely believed that smile was genuine.

    But after being surrounded by fake ass people for months on end, he knew how to spot the good customers who were genuinely happy and not annoyed by him - or the coworker that didn't think he was annoying.

    "...I guess, yeah. Just for the storm."

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    Tommy, an anti-soulmark child, ends up in the same house as his soulmates

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    13 Jul 2021

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    ( OuQ# )

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    "Your daughter is going to be fine in my house, Dream," George said teasingly as Dream walked up.

    "Is she?" Dream hummed skeptically.

    "Oh my god, what could possibly happen to your daughter? She's gonna be upstairs with Diana doing her hair," George said. "The worst thing that can happen is she burns herself with the curling iron."

    "You're gonna let her burn herself with a curling iron?" Dream questioned.

    "Get out of my house," George muttered.


    In which Dream and George are each parent of two very wonderfully smart and mischievous daughters who happen to be friends. Oh, and of course, two daughters who are completely sick and done with their stupid rivalry that always gets in the way of their friendship.

    The plan? Get them together in time for Prom. Maybe then they'll stop being so annoying.

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    07 Jul 2021

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    Oooh yeaaaa this was a fucking delight! I love all of them so much ❤️❤️❤️💖❤️

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    “You are a little in love with your best friend.” 
    George’s easy laughter almost immediately follows as Dream reads aloud the quiz’s answer description, trying to contain his own, somewhat hysterical chuckling as he does so. He doesn’t know why he had thought that taking an Are you in love with your best friend? quiz, live, in front of thousands of people, was a good idea.
    Dream is insane. Dream is an idiot

    (Dream accidentally realizes he's in love in front of his best friend and eleven thousand people, and tries to ignore the crisis he was currently having. It doesn't work.)
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    07 Jul 2021

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    Something cute o(•//u//•)o

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Breaking into a college dormitory would be pretty suspicious, but when did social standards ever stop Tommy? If he breaks into a room like a swat team to annoy his brothers, he'll do as he pleases. What Tommy didn't account for though, was them not being in the apartment at all.

     

    Or: Tommy breaks into Wilbur and Techno's shared dorm like a raccoon and steals stuff when he finds out he's alone.

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    07 Jul 2021

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    Oooooohhh poogers this is absolutely adorable raccoon innit, always annoying his older brothers for affection hes adamant he doesnt need. 💖💖