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    Glimmer!” the drunken voice on the other end slurred. “I need a ride. Mermista left me. Can you believe that?

    What the fuck. Catra opened her mouth to speak, but the voice barreled on. “And I forget my Uber password and Perfuma already left and pleeeeeeeeeeeease come get me? I’ll owe you big time. You won’t even have to feed me when I help you guys move out. And I’ll stop complaining about you abandoning me. And—”

    “Hey,” Catra snapped, cutting her off. “I’m not Glitter, or whatever. You’ve got the wrong number.”

    There was a pause, and then the other woman laughed. “Good one, Glimmer! Seriously, it’s cold, and I haven’t seen any taxis…

    “Did you drown all your brain cells?” Catra grumbled. “I’m. Not. Glimmer.”

    Another pause, longer this time. “Oh no,” the woman groaned. She sounded close to tears. “Oh no, I must’ve mixed up the things in her new number. Oh stupid, stupid, stupid. I’m so sorry.

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    The wrong number, drunk dial AU we all secretly need.

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    31 Jul 2021

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    One month before the fall of Reach, the Office of Naval Intelligence tasks the UNSC Friend of Mara with a top secret mission - investigate a mysterious alien signal coming from a backwater system. ONI hopes to find a weapon to turn the tide of the war. What they uncover is far worse.

    Aka the She-Ra/Halo fic that literally no one has been waiting for!

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    30 Jul 2021

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    Catra made it through undergrad with a night job, but now that she is in law school, she has expenses she can’t keep up with. It will be worth it once she gets her degree, but in the meantime she has to find a way to pay for her tuition. Escort work is risky, but it pays well.
    Retiring from music hasn’t given Adora the privacy she was hoping. Between fans and gold diggers, she constantly has people throwing themselves at her. The idea of paying a stand-in just to avoid the rumour mill and come-ons from guys seems like it could be a viable solution - and then she runs into her childhood best friend at an event.
    (Escort Catra/Sugar Mommy Adora AU – Also kind of a fake relationship AU)

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    20 Jul 2021

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    Bow and Glimmer convince all their friends to go with them on their honeymoon to a couple's resort - but after Adora's already paid the non-refundable deposit, her longterm girlfriend dumps her, leaving her in a bind. The friend group scrambles to find a replacement "girlfriend" so that Adora doesn't have to lose her deposit and miss out on the week of fun in the sun with her friends that she was promised - which she obviously needs now, more than ever, on the heels of her breakup - and Scorpia finds a friend of hers willing to pretend to be Adora's girlfriend so that she can get a half price vacation, even if it means sharing a room with only one bed. The only problem? This friend of Scorpia's is absolutely gorgeous... and a complete and total asshole. But they have to keep up the act, or ruin the whole trip.

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    20 Jul 2021

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    When Adora's housing application goes wrong, she ends up stuck in a shitty dorm room with an even shittier roommate.

    It doesn't help that the shitty roommate in question is also really, really hot.

    AKA, a Catradora college roommates AU.

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    17 Jul 2021