Haruhana



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    Crowley stopped them in their trek, slipping his arm from Aziraphale’s grasp to face him, hands on his shoulders. “Are you sure you’re alright? A-are you having, like, a mid-life crisis or something now that Heaven’s cut you loose? You’re worrying me. What’s next? Cherry red sports car?”

    Aziraphale reached up to pat Crowley’s hand in reassurance before they began walking again. “If I’m to live here, don’t you think it’s time I actually settled like I live here?”

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    One evening, Nines wakes up in a cell with Sebastian LaCroix, the last guy he'd ever want to be stuck with. They must work together to survive against enemies both old and new. The clock counts down, and an agreement is made.

    The rest is history.

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    “You’ll have to show me,” Aziraphale said. “I’ve never done it before. I mean—I know the principle, of course, but given the life I lead, it never really comes into—”

    “Aziraphale,” said Crowley patiently. “It’s very simple. You’ve smoked a cigarette. It’s the exact same process.”

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    29 Sep 2020

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    "There's simply been a reheating of the books, so to speak. A few halo points for me, a tiny speck of brimstone for you and it all works out in the end, you'll see."
    It's as sound a theory as Aziraphale's own. And they haven't heard from either office so –
    "Why worry about it," he says with a smile and leans back in his chair.

    Aziraphale and Crowley experience unforeseen side effects from their swap. Transformative panic and fiction ensue.

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    26 Sep 2020

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    “Disguise yourself,” Hastur said. “Pretend you’re a priest, or better yet, an altar boy. Their lot can’t resist an altar boy.” 

    Crowley held in a hysterical bubble of laughter as he imagined Aziraphale’s horrified face at being confronted with Crowley disguised as a lascivious altar boy. He’d feed him soup and give him a good talking to before sending him on his way.

    Crowley gets orders to seduce Aziraphale to the dark side. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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