GreenQueenofClubs



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    What kind of life could Pirates live in the 21st century? What kind of mess could they make of themselves if they were to all be crammed in the same apartment building? How long can Billy keep up the community meetings afloat? Will Silver actually burn down the building?

    Do you want to know?

    So do we.

     
    (This will be a serie of one-shot all taking place in the same universe, but that can be read mostly individually)
    Title based on a quote by Desmond Morris!

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    “I wanted a point of comparison,” she said. “Because he looks at me like he really – loves me, or something.”

    “Yeah,” said Jaskier, resigned. “He does that sometimes. Isn’t it a bitch?”

    They were half way through the second bottle by now, and their shoulders were touching. She could feel the hard line of Jaskier’s thigh against hers. She was very aware of the chest hair visible at the open neck of his shirt, and how he could probably see down her dress from here. She hadn’t moved to put any distance between them and neither had he.

    “Why are we still talking about him? I don’t care about Geralt of Rivia any more,” lied Yennefer.

    “Nor do I,” Jaskier lied back.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    “I wanted a point of comparison,” she said. “Because he looks at me like he really – loves me, or something.”

    “Yeah,” said Jaskier, resigned. “He does that sometimes. Isn’t it a bitch?”

    They were half way through the second bottle by now, and their shoulders were touching. She could feel the hard line of Jaskier’s thigh against hers. She was very aware of the chest hair visible at the open neck of his shirt, and how he could probably see down her dress from here. She hadn’t moved to put any distance between them and neither had he.

    “Why are we still talking about him? I don’t care about Geralt of Rivia any more,” lied Yennefer.

    “Nor do I,” Jaskier lied back.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Two months after Geralt breaks up with him, Jaskier runs into Yennefer at Coachella.

    “Oh fuck no,” she says, which he thinks is pretty fucking unfair, all things considered.

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    17 Jul 2021

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    "The Witcher's bought a room for the night, and says he'll pay double for anyone who can bed him without stinking of fear the whole time."

    "Oh, I've fucking got this," Jaskier promised.
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    Or, the one where Jaskier works in a brothel and falls head over heels for the stoic, not-actually-that-scary Witcher who comes in requesting his services.

    Geralt doesn't know what he's getting himself into.

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    12 Jul 2021

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