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21 Oct 2020
Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
“This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”
Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.
Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.
“Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.
“Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”
“Forever.” Wangji chokes out.
“How do I kill someone?”
Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.
Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly. “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”
(Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)
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31 Jul 2021
21 Jun 2020
Wei Wuxian's messiness comes back to bite him in the ass, a thousand years later.
"Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything" AU, but with immortal cultivators.
Wei Ying said, “You know, in some ways I’m kind of depressed. I took your biggest dick on my first try. Now I don’t have anything to build up to.”
“There are bigger ones available,” Lan Zhan said lazily. “I can pay for express shipping.”
(Lan Zhan works the late shift.)
01 Jul 2021
Wei Wuxian is the most popular witch in school. Well, maybe the only witch in school. And maybe not everyone likes him all that well. But he's got Lan Wangji! For now.
That's all he needs, really.
He just needs to keep it a little longer.
17 Jul 2021
To avoid an arranged marriage, Lan Wangji places a curse on himself, one that can only be undone by his soulmate. He knows his family—particularly the elders—are upset about it, but Lan Wangji will not marry someone he does not love.
Or, huli jing Lan Wangji curses himself to be trapped in his fox form until his soulmate comes along to free him. Enter, Wei Wuxian.