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  1. Rec 5

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    Suggested by the wonderful DMMeeble.

    8: "Where did you learn that?!"

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    16 Jul 2021

  2. Rec 98

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    A missed connection on the way home from Hermione's family ski trip in the middle of fifth year changes everything, and causes Hermione to question some implicit assumptions of the wizarding world.

    It also lays the groundwork for her inexorable collision in the Department of Mysteries with the /last/ woman to hold the title of "Brightest Witch of Her Age" -- Bellatrix Black Lestrange.

    And their battle will lead to the very situation they both want least--together, a struggle to survive, far away from any support.

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    25 Jun 2021

  3. Rec 53

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    The first time they meet, Severus shuts her down—both her professional request and her secret empathic ability. Still, he’s no match for Hogwarts’ new Magical Arts teacher Anne Swanson. She’s determined to get him onboard with the school-wide CHARM initiative she’s launching and she’s armed with a plan to use his own arrogance against him.

    As she gets to know Severus, however, Anne discovers more than scowls and strictness. Tall, dark professor with a troubled past and a secret quest? Yes please. Now if only he’d quit panicking over the racy feelings he can’t help leaking out to her and just explain about this huge, mysterious risk she’s taking on by wanting to be closer to him...

    Story starts at the beginning of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. COMPLETE.

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    25 Jun 2021

  4. Rec 24

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    This has to be a joke. A nightmare. This cannot be happening.

    Thirty years since the end of the war, reputation finally recovered, and Narcissa's husband, Lucius Malfoy...reveals that he's been having a twenty year love affair with his work colleague.

    With Neville Longbottom. Yes, that Neville Longbottom. Currently married to Luna Lovegood.

    And now, as if she could not sink any lower, Narcissa has somehow found herself living at Shell Cottage with said lunatic witch. A witch who is always jabbering pure nonsense. Leaving strange plants and animals all over the place. Singing, and dancing, and happily dragging Narcissa around. Never wearing appropriate clothing, getting paint everywhere and—

    No. This has to be a joke. A very cruel joke. Ridiculous.

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    The Grace and Frankie inspired AU that turns our emotionally repressed Ice Queen and lovable kook into reluctant roommates. You don't need to have watched Grace and Frankie to read it (although it's really good, so you definitely should!)

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    22 Jun 2021

  5. Rec 52

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    Hermione and Pansy’s eighth year at Hogwarts is coming to an uninspiring and rather dull end. After almost nine months of monotonous classes, stressful exams, and all of the other wonders of almost-adulthood, both are ready to get the fuck out of Hogwarts and not look back. The only consolation lies just beyond graduation-- Pansy has accepted a dream job offer, and the paperwork for Hermione’s London apartment has, at last, been finalized.

    But, of course, it can’t last. When two idiots in their Charms class get into a fight, Pansy and Hermione are at the wrong place during the wrong time, and because of it they’re plunged into a chaotic and seemingly never-ending situation that threatens to derail their lives as they know it.

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    19 Jun 2021