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    “Stressed about the move?” Charlie asks.

    “Yeah. I guess. Mostly just worried about how I’m gonna live more than a week with you as a roommate.”

    It’s a joke, so Charlie laughs. “Man, I get it. It’s a long way from home for me, too.”

    “Yeah,” Schlatt says. His voice cracks. “Yeah. At least I’ll have you guys, though. I’ll be fine.”

    “Right,” Charlie says. “We’ll be fine.”

    Schlatt’s quiet. The blinds rustle again. “It’s fuckin’ snowing,” comes his broken voice. “Charlie.”

    “I know,” Charlie swallows. “I -“

    “It’s July,” Schlatt says. “God, Charlie. It’s July.”

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    The world ends, and Charlie buys a radio.

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    19 May 2021

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    While Ted Nivison took charge of SMPLive and turned the Lunch Club into a force to be feared, he taught him everything he knew.

    While Technoblade and the Antarctic Empire dominated SMPEarth, he was forced into exile, watching from a distance and biding his time.

    While Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit searched for one another in the DreamSMP, he brought them the knowledge they needed to understand who they were.

    From story to story, The Captain has always been a source of knowledge and a man who never seemed to make a single mistake. Between the three worlds The Captain wrote three journals – And their contents have been unknown to the world for years.

    Until now.

    This is The Captain's story.

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    NOTE: This fic is a SPIN-OFF of BETWEEN DREAMS AND MEMORIES. Without reading it, you WILL NOT understand this story.

    This fic is a BDAM spin-off to tell you all about the things you never got to hear about SMPLive, some more details about SMPEarth, and a lot more lore for the Nether – All through the eyes, or rather, the writing, of our wonderful Captain! Also includes a complete retelling of Mianite Season 1 through flashbacks!

    Enjoy! <3

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    04 May 2021

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    Just another day in the ROK. Just another consignment of casualties to the 4077th MASH.
    Except the drivers of the ambulance aren't quite what Hawkeye expects. They're not human, for one.
    But Rabbit and The Jon, separated from their brother, are far more human than they appear. It's up to Hawkeye and the MASH team to reunite the family and prove to the army that the mechanical beings really are people.
    But not everyone at MASH believes the robots are safe. And when they at last find The Spine, they discover they may have even bigger problems than they thought...

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    03 Dec 2020

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    "But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests."

    - Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra".

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    23 Jul 2020

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    Alice in Wonderland, except instead of Alice, it's John Mulaney.

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    18 Jul 2020