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    Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.

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    17 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    16 Jun 2021

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    Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.
    It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously.

    “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.”

    And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick.

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    Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship.

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    In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

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    14 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    It’s an attractive thought, that changing your life could be as easy as doing a hard thing.

    Instead of moving to Schitt’s Creek, Patrick decides to hike fifteen hundred miles of the Pacific Crest Trail, through the wilderness, alone. He ends up meeting someone else with something to prove.

    [Podfic of "Fifteen Hundred Miles" written by MoreHuman]

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    12 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Canon compliant sexcapdes...plus some.
    Arranged chronological to the series, not always written chronologically.

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    10 Mar 2021