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    The System drops PIDW Luo Binghe at a convention.

    Binghe is going to have sex with this actor who's disguised as his Shizun. It's going to be satisfying and cathartic, and won't awaken any feelings in him whatsoever.

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    Last read ch 2 (ch5)

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    Tadashi’s hiss of pain is nothing new to Ainosuke. What’s new is the defiance in his eyes. Tadashi has never looked up when he was on his knees before, he’s always been an obedient dog.
    (Not always, Ainosuke’s mind provides. Not always. But the past is a foreign country. Those children are as good as dead, now.) 

    Set immediately after the end of episode 8, The Fated Tournament!

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    It was another indistinguishable night, and his fingers followed their well-worn path across the guqin while the spirits listened and lingered in his periphery.
     

    ‘Do you know where he is?’

     

    ‘No, we don’t.'

     

    The same answer as always.

     

     
    ‘But we have a suggestion.’

     

    After the fall, a desolate Lan Wangji is presented with an opportunity to retrieve and repair Wei Wuxian's soul by going where no cultivator has gone before.

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    Lan Wangji overhears a conversation Wei Wuxian has with Nie Huaisang about humping his pillow, Lan Wangji can't resist the urge to try it for himself.

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