Cappuccinoparadox



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    “I believe it’s my natural right to indulge in horrible things once in a while.” Sirius sits with a plate of his own, smug smile cutting creases at the far corners of his eyes. “Take notes, Harry. Seven year olds can indulge in horrible things, too.”

    “It’s my natural right,” Harry says dutifully.

    “Brilliant boy,” Remus says, which makes Harry grin that crazy James grin, the one with too many teeth, the one that used to get Remus’s heart dancing in his chest and some sort of half-baked alibi stirring in his head. “Sirius is right, you know. You’re allowed to be wrong, sometimes. We’re all wrong sometimes. Except me. I’ve never been wrong in my life.”

    And Remus supposes that right there is the straw on the camel et cetera et cetera, because there’s a knock on the front door, two syllables, kar-ma.

     

    or, the gnomes have an ultimatum, remus has angina, and what the three stooges lack in finesse they make up for in rubber glove game. they also have muffins, but that’s unrelated.

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    23 Jul 2021

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    you’ve got questions, he’s got answers. who is harry james potter lupin, what’s his family life like, and who’s his weird new roommate?

    12 page comic sequel to desperate measures

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    22 Jul 2021

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    When your dad is Harry Potter, your face shows up in Teen Witch, your social media videos go viral, and sometimes your life depends on pretending to date your metamorph godbrother, whom you've been over for years, thank you very much. Or, the one where James and Teddy do animal yoga and risqué karaoke and their families could do with seeing fewer videos of them snogging.

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    20 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Sirius Black's car needs work—again. Meanwhile, Remus Lupin is amused to see his favorite customer back at his mechanic's shop.

    An ode to classic "tattoo artist meets florist" fics, this "mechanic meets bookstore owner" one subverts the trope so the exact opposite marauder that you would expect to own each shop does.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Remus is dreadfully late to his meeting with his ex when he realizes he’s forgotten his coffee at home. Sirius is only too happy to put his barista skills to use and make some coffee for the cute sweater-clad customer.

    The problem is, Remus is only 30% sure that the cute coffee shop shop owner doesn’t have an ulterior motive of murdering him.

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    19 Jul 2021