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    Richie cannot believe how annoying it is to buy weed in college. It should not be this hard.
    This story is inspired by true events. The names and dates have been changed, but the horror of being too high to hold your head up for several hours is real.

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    25 Apr 2021

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    The circus has a way of evening people out. Everyone looks the same when the lights center on the stage. The whole audience, just blank shadows, staring in. Everyone looks like nothing.

    Someone like this, though. Someone like him. They’ll throw off that nothing before they get back to whatever pampered bed they crawled out of. Everyone else stays nothing, but, for people like that, it’s just a temporary state.

    Clint doesn’t mean to watch him. It’s just that he keeps catching Clint’s eye.

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    10 Mar 2021

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    Griffin: You’re like, Richie, you’re like on a weird career roller coaster only you switched the ride up halfway through. Like, before it was a shitty wooden roller coaster that you think is gonna collapse right as you get to the top of the big hill, but now it’s, like, sleek and has real seatbelts, and you can go upside down, and you’ll throw up after—

    Richie: You’ll Throw Up After. Title of my Netflix special.

    In which Richie Tozier comes back and comes out. Featuring Who? Weekly, the McElroys, Billy Eichner, Tan France, et al.

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    02 Jan 2021

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    “Uh, Spaghetti?” Richie waves a hand in front of his face, looking worried now. “Hello? Do you want to let me know whatever it was that was so important you had to drag me awake for it or -”

    “I have a turtle in my pocket that speaks to me in my head and is possessed by Bruce Springsteen,” Eddie blurts out. “Also I think it may be God.”

    Richie stares blankly at him.

    “What,” he asks flatly, “the fuck.”

    “Or a god, at least, I don’t know,” Eddie continues, “Either way, I think it was the one who brought me back to life, so. You know. The chances are very good.”

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    It's been forty years. Eddie Kaspbrak is just trying to make it out of the river.

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    21 Dec 2020

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    “Clint,” Steve says, and it’s that same no-bullshit, do-or-die, I really, really mean it voice he used to trot out in the last few innings of close games in high school. “Bucky’s not gonna fly. He’s not going to drive himself. He can’t— I need you to drive him here.”

    “Oh, fuck you,” Clint says, and hangs up.

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    20 Dec 2020