August_DiNozzo



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    Jack was well-versed in all types of Mac-Speak. Episode tag for 2x14 Mardi Gras Beads + Chair.

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    03 May 2021

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    potato man @potatoman

    why are hitmen so expensive how am i supposed
    to afford them

    8:00 PM • 11/27/18 • Twitter for StarkPhone

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    spideyy ✔️ @spiderman • 11/27/18
    Replying to @potatoman

    apparently they're "luxury items." pretty classist
    of them, tbh

     

    bucket @bucketbarnes • 11/27/18
    Replying to @potatoman

    actually, you'd be surprised by the amount of hitmen
    who take monopoly money as currency

     

    Natasha Romanoff @natasharomanoff • 11/27/18
    Replying to @bucketbarnes

    Can confirm, I take payments in Monopoly money,
    mutually beneficial marriages, tampons, bubble gum,
    cash, credit cards, debit cards, and checks.

     

    [in which harley keener, aka potato man, runs an avengers conspiracy theory twitter account. i apologize for releasing yet another twitter fic on this site.]

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    14 Apr 2021

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    Summary: Harry breaks the copy of Sirius’ mirror in 7th year, after the horrific end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing.

    Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. Everything you recognize is owned by J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., Bloomsbury and Scholastic.

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    10 Jul 2020

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post

     
    I couldn’t help myself.

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    07 Nov 2018

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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    30 Oct 2018