03 Aug 2021
“Clematis. It represents Mental Beauty. I admire the intuitiveness of this person.”
“And why is it that you hold my stalker in such high esteem?”
“Your physical beauty is overwhelming, Liam. And obvious. It takes a truly perceptive person to see that there is not a single part of you that isn’t exceptional.”
“If you believe that, then I am afraid that you do not know me very well at all, Mr Holmes.”
A string of romanticized murders has Sherlock Holmes intrigued, with the serial killer leaving a trail of clues through the language of flowers. However, the game for Sherlock becomes a lot more serious when William James Moriarty, the detectives greatest mystery, becomes the object of this murderers desire.
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Jul 2021
How to be a Vegan Vampire by Simon Snow
Oi, what do you mean ‘by Simon Snow?’ What am I, chopped liver?
Your appearance does nothing to contradict that assessment.
Sod off, Sheep King.
It’s pretty rude of Baz to be all self-deprecating, in Simon’s opinion, when he looks like a model and is the fittest magical creature out there (with the exception of Goblins. Maybe.) Cos honestly, being a Vampire isn’t all that terrible, right? Pretty hot, if you ask him. Simon seeks out two fairly content Vampires to try and make Baz realise he’s not the monster he says he is.
Simon Salisbury ✓ @simonsnow
who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs in the morning
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