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    Jeongguk taps the card and turns it so that it’s facing Namjoon. “And this last one,” Jeongguk continues, “should represent your future. Uh, Namjoon-ssi, would you like to reveal it yourself?”

    “Sure,” Namjoon complies as he reaches out for the card. He grabs hold on one corner and flips it so that the image is uncovered, and there’s nothing on it but the fucking sun, so Jeongguk just looks up and stares at Namjoon before blurting, “Global warming.”

    Namjoon furrows his eyebrows and tilts his (cute, heart-shaped) head. “I’m sorry?”

    “Um,” Jeongguk says, smiling weakly. “You’re gonna save the environment?”


    in which jeongguk is a tarot card reader and namjoon doesn't believe in this stuff.

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    04 Feb 2021

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    Ahahahahahahaha I was so stressed but so amused at the same time this was amazing

    "please don’t sue us for fraud." OML

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    Viktor Nikiforov: Head Boy. Quidditch Captain. Outstanding in all his O.W.L.s. Excelling in all his N.E.W.T. classes.

    Something about his eyes reminds Prefect Yuuri Katsuki of the strange dog that likes to patrol the corridors with him at night.

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    04 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I laughed hard enough my husband had to ask if I was ok. Well written one-shot.

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    Half-Blood Prince AU: In which Luna makes a friend through desk art and Ginny helps.

    Shameless, essentially plotless friendship fluff.

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    04 Feb 2021

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    Cute Luna/Dean 1 shot.

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    Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?

    Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.

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    01 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Made me laugh, so I'm saving it. Good humour.

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    “Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”

    “Oh thank god!”

    “Stiles?”

    “I, uh, I need some advice.”

    “Advice?”

    “Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”

    Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

    “That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”

    “Stiles...what are you doing right now?”

     

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    Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

    Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

    But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

    Or even know who Derek was.

    But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!


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    01 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the most hilariously out-there fanfiction scenarios I've ever come across, and brilliantly portrayed.