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    Zhongli slips the fresh chopsticks between his fingers, contorting Ajax’s digits around the unfamiliar wood. “Now, use your index and middle finger to guide them.”

    He feels his cheeks heat up as his fingers move clunkily, dropping anything he tries to pick up. “Perhaps I’m not made for this type of thing.”

    It takes twenty-five hundred pounds to knock some sense into Ajax.

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    “I see that you have found another child to adopt,” Zhongli noted with a wry smile.

    Ajax let out a shocked cackle. “Xiansheng! Is that a joke I just heard from you?”

    (or: Tartaglia, Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers, accidentally adopts–or is adopted by–all of the Hydro vision holders in Teyvat.)

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    To become fond of a place, to feel part of it... it always requires a reason. Perhaps it's someone you've met or something you've experienced here. Or perhaps you enjoy the atmosphere of Liyue and you will become accostumed to it.

     

    When Tartaglia is given the mission to take the Geo Archon's Gnosis by the Tsaritsa, he happily accepts. It's the perfect deal for him, he gets to fight a really powerful enemy all the while enjoying the beautiful landscapes and tasty cuisine. So what if he's going to be hated by the locals by the time he leaves, after all? It's just business, after all, nothing more and nothing less. He won't be setting foot in Liyue ever again, so why should he be worried about his reputation in a foreign land.

    Little did he know he would soon be eating back those words.

     

    Everyone needs a reason to stay. I hope you can find yours soon.

     

    Tends to update on Wednesdays and Sundays. Unfortunately Author got swamped with stuff and writer's block, and that slowed things down quite a bit.

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    On good days, it took five sentences for Childe to demonstrate his flair for the signature Slytherin theatrics. Kaeya had already counted three, now. He arched a delicate, uncaring brow, "Is there a problem?"

    "Of course there is a problem!" Childe screeched, voice pitched like Signora had come and personally punted him in the balls. "Your boyfriend is flirting with the love of my life!"


    (hogwarts!au) a comedy about friends, and fools, and boys in love.
    a series of ongoing ficlets

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    "Due to an uprise in witchcraft recently, a strange man claiming to be a healer and cleanser approached the palace two days ago offering his assistance, stating he knew of the dangers we could all face did we refuse him help. He does not seem like a threat, however, I ask that you watch over him."

    Oh, shit, he thought, creatively.

    In which the land of Teyvat is not a realm of gods and monsters, but a normal, vision-less world set in the late medieval era, with an ‘outbreak’ of witches spreading through a cold Snezhnaya, and a lot of skeptical, terrified witch-hating civilians.

    How will Childe cope with this mess when he is promoted from a palace servant to Harbinger for the purpose of killing these witches as he is secretly one himself?

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    The one place Childe decides to go after an unpleasant breakup is none other than the Traveler’s favorite tavern, within which stands a bartender who hates his guts.

    He doesn’t care. He just wants a strong drink. And for once, the bartender obliges.

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    Childe's mission is simple in briefing but terrifyingly complicated to execute:

    To steal the Geo Archon's Gnosis.

    Good thing he has the most trustworthy guide in Liyue to help him.

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    A retelling of canon events leading to Zhongli's reveal as the Geo Archon, with some liberties taken in regards to culture and worldbuilding.

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    He creeps slowly and raises his arms ready to cover Kaeya’s eye when,

    “Close the window back, will you? It’s getting chilly here recently.”

    Childe pouts at him, sighing dramatically as he flops down on Kaeya’s desk making him scowl at Childe as he crumpled the papers on it.

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    My offering for baby's bday <3 or that The Cryo Archon is actually Kaeya's Mom AU I've been itching to write about

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    She chuckled, inclining her head towards the door. “I think our audience wants a show,” she whispered.

    He hated the slight thrill that shot up his spine at her teasing tone. It wasn’t fair that she could get a reaction out of him without even lifting a finger. Then again, he supposed being trapped in a fairly small closet didn’t help matters either.

    “Well, our audience can stuff it up their ass.” He flipped the door off for added effect.

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    Ajax hadn't even wanted to attend the prom after party. And yet, he was there, trapped in a closet with Lumine Voltaire.

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    “It–it’s my birthday today! But I’m stuck here, see? So, uh.” Faced with the undivided attention of that black void of a mask is something else. Tartaglia feels sweat begin to bead at his neck but he won’t get any better chance if he messes this up. He swallows. “Wouldn’t it be.. a good birthday present to… fight… me…?”

    The final word comes out quiet, barely a queak. Capitano doesn’t move, still taking him in.

    When he speaks, Tartaglia shivers. “Dottore. Arlecchino.”

    “You’re kidding me.”

    “It’s his birthday.”

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    [SFW] zhongli and childe kiss in the early morning

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    Tartaglia gets home late and expect zhongli to be sleeping, but he is on the couch....snuggling his kitten?

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    The second he opened the door, Childe knew something was amiss. The scent of glaze lilies lingered in the air. Glaze lilies. Didn’t the Tianquan always wear perfume smelling of them? He tried shaking it off, it was probably just a coincidence. Zhongli must have bought some while he was out earlier… right?

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    Zhongli cheats on Childe and Childe gets really depressed until thoma happens (real) (3am) (gone wrong)

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    After Lumine's travels in Inazuma, she returns to Liyue to "talk" to Childe, and gets more than she bargained for. Also Zhongli tries his best to hit on Lumine and Paimon is oblivious.
    Lots of plot.
    tw: fic sounds very housewife centric. i didnt mean for it to be, lumine just really likes cooking

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    Childe had everything planned out. From the amount of candles to the exact time to the perfect spot on the balcony to see the setting sun.

    Everything.

    Well, except maybe one thing.

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    "So the Tsaritsa does not know you have a child."

    "No." Childe squeezes his eyes. He should probably emphasise to Zhongli or something that this isn't his child. "I mean, I don't think so, but—"

    "And you don't know where to go with him," Zhongli says, "or think you can protect him."

    Way to boost his confidence. "No."

    Zhongli closes his eyes. Exhales. "Alright," he says, "Then it is enough."

    "Enough for what?" Childe has no idea where this is going.

    Zhongli raises his palm. Outstretched.

    "Make a contract with me," he says.

    What does it take to reconcile a God and his Harbinger? Turns out, it's a kid.

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    Childe has been spending a lot of time with Zhongli, and he's almost certain that Zhongli returns his feelings. His hopes are dashed when he overhears a conversation concerning a development in Zhongli's love life, but maybe it's finally time to confront Zhongli directly.

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    [Modern Au/Canon Au Crossover] Childe would consider his life to be pretty good! A stable part-time job, passing his University classes with ease, making one (1) good friend at said University, and… well… applied to SugarDaddy dot com in search of a Sugar Daddy… But even the Sugar Daddy, Mr. Zhongli, was super amazing (despite going on one date so far)! Childe couldn’t ask for a better life!

    So, why the fuck did he end up in a completely different one?!

    OR: The Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers accidentally fucked up trying to use some weird artifact in a Domain he had entered and gets his ass isekai-ed into the modern world.

    (Also on Wattpad under the same name.)

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    “Be careful, Master Diluc.”

    The supposed intruder stands merely 5 feet away from the entry door, leaning against the building and staring straight ahead. A hand is clasped around their left arm, with a visible tear in the fabric of his sleeve.
    It’s been a couple of seconds, and the boy’s eyes finally snap towards the winery owner, before promptly looking away again in dismissal of the other’s presence outside.

    Who did this to you?”

    The red head’s hand grasps the collar of their shirt, physically lifting them forward and up from their slouch against the wall. Childe grunts in response to the sudden, less than welcomed, movement.

    “...Jealous, are we?”

    With a scoff, Diluc releases them from his hold. They turn around, leaving their back faced to the harbinger, who was using the wall to prop himself up again. He knows what’s coming.

    “Get inside.”

    Oh. Well that was new.

    ...
    OR: It's a fic based on a ChiLuc art piece by @Kovmii on Twitter

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    A stranger gave them sparklers.
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    Childe and Zhongli go on a cute little date and Childe realises that he’s a panicked gay!

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