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    “I would like to talk, at some length if at all possible, on the subject of inappropriate connections. On the subject of the certain draw and interest and, indeed, atmosphere that can sometimes exist between two human beings. On the subject of certain relationships being charged and almost magnetised, no matter how unwise it might be for those relationships to become so.”

    He had been working with Humphrey for over a year now, and he still sometimes found it hard to understand the man. He stared at him somewhat blankly, hoping that the matter would become clear with the minimum of probing. “Pardon?”

    Humphrey rolled his eyes. He was rarely quite so obvious in his scorn, but now that he paid proper attention he could see that the man was obviously somewhat nervous. “I wanted to speak about the sexual attraction between us, minister.”

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    For once, it is Humphrey that has overdone it at a work function (looking at you, Jim).

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    He was feeling in a rather celebratory mood all things considered, one rather intensified by the amount of alcohol Hacker had pressed on him once he’d realized the ploy had worked.

    Even if the alcohol had, admittedly, led to them progressing to rather inappropriate topics. “So you’re saying that you and your wife have an arrangement?”

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    Frank gave him one of his usual smiles, the kind that always made him grit his teeth and count to ten inside his head. “The Prime Minister is having worrying ideas again.”

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    “In short, Minister…” Humphrey looked pained, though whether at the interruption or the information he had to impart he really couldn’t have said. “They are in possession of a kind of pollen that will eventually lead to madness, unless sexual intercourse is engaged in.”

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    Even the most serious of Cabinet Secretaries have their moments of youthful foolishness, it seems.

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    “So I’ll be sitting at that desk?”

    “I don’t see any other desk in the room, Minister,” he said, admittedly slightly unsteady on his feet himself but hopefully far better at hiding it, and allowed himself a smile as the full extent of his triumph sunk in. “Prime Minister.”

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    Sketch portrait of Humphrey (not a *Sir* yet) in his twenties ~30 years before canon timeline.

    Преканонный скетч = Хамфри лет за 30 до начала канонного таймлайна.

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    “He hoped, above all, that he would be able to find some peace and quiet during his years here (and maybe a few friends along the way).”

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    “This will, of course, not make any difference to the findings of the committee,” Hacker said almost apologetically, once all the messy business of orgasms was over with and all nudity was safely tucked away again.

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    “Jim Hacker’s day had been, for lack of a better word, appalling – even the fact that it was his birthday, the one day of the year that should bring him especial enjoyment, could not change that.”

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    “Don’t you think that’s enough, minister?”

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    An HE version

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    “Is this your obscure way of saying we shouldn’t do this anymore, Humphrey?”

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    “Can I talk to you, Sir Humphrey?”

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    这篇文章计划很久了,最初是看到知乎上一个比较阴谋论的脑洞,大概是相比于阿诺德退休后汉皮对他的态度,小伯上位以后汉皮的结局是在精神病院终老让人觉得细思极恐…….
    一开始只是想写个一发完的精神病院囚禁play黑车,但是后来觉得还是更想讲一个完整的故事,所以可能得至少3-5章之间才能完结。大家喜欢的话希望可以给我点赞,如果有留言的话就更好啦~如果有很多人喜欢的话一定不会坑的!

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    Humphrey looked so much less fearsome when he slept.

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    Seeing as it's Humphrey, it's not so much a declaration, per se.

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    Hacker smiled at him, a slightly wistful light in his eyes. “Makes me wish you were on my side all the time.”

    He was practiced in situations like these, when the minister involved finally saw behind the curtain to the man working the machine, and knew all the dismissive answers he should give. But for some reason he found himself hesitating “...It’s nothing personal, Prime Minister.”

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