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    Techno watched as the site buffered again until the website showed her a text. 

    Hello! Today I met a girl who goes by Technoblade. She has a wonderful personality. That smile of hers really makes me happy. I could talk to her all day although She doesn't talk about herself much. I wonder if her day has been wonderful. I hope so! 

    The girl gulped as she stared at the text on her screen, the words making so much yet so little sense. Something felt as if it were missing. 

    Techno went back to what Phil had told her yesterday: ‘there’s always gender-neutral pronouns that you could try. I’ve got a friend of mine that’s nonbinary; they’re a real nice enby. I think you’d like them, mate.

     She hovered her mouse over the choices again and typed a different response out.

     — or

    The fic where Techno was shoved down more than once and told too many things that made her change her mind.

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley tries to outwit Nazis, and Demon Azira(fell) gets his Holy Water.

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; none nazis & the unholy water

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    Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park

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    Meet Archangel Crowley, Guardian of Eden, and he has just met the Gluttony Demon Azira, Goat of Eden. Did he do the bad thing, and the demon do the good thing?

     

    Episode 1, Season 1: In The Beginning.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    When the Lord Herself wants to look into the human world, She rarely takes a direct peek from Her place in the cosmos. For starters, Her unfiltered gaze can scorch the planet if She isn’t careful, and there are enough things working against Earth these days; it doesn’t exactly need Her help being destructive. On top of that, when you exist in all eleven dimensions, you don’t always understand what you’re seeing when you’re only looking at a couple of those. No, God uses a conceit She’s quite proud of whenever She gets the urge to go visit Her human Earth.

    She unravels Herself from Her own high-stakes game of cosmological poker, and goes to play the earthly version.

    When God wants to drop in on humanity, She goes to Vegas.

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    secco and ciocolata are gya and bu il d wonder wall

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    So that was The Big One. Against all odds, the forces of humanity have prevailed against the supernatural armies of Heaven and Hell. But the victory comes with a price, and the price is everything to a certain demon. She’s never listened to him before, but now She’s the only chance he has.

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    “I don’t like that you feel the same, but I am thankful that I’m not alone. I suppose we should ride out these waves of grief together. Hold onto each other as they crash into us.”
    Crowley squeezed Aziraphale tighter. “There’s no one else I’d rather face the waves with, angel.”

    Aziraphale and Crowley grieve after their miscarriage.

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    And hungrily, hungrily, he dreams, a soft warm hand grasping skinny fingers. Yellow eyes and dark heart forgotten. What was once wretched. What was once wicked. Forgiven. Skin that has forgotten the shape of scales. I recognize you. I see you. We are the same.

    ***

    After Beelzebub slams the door to Hell in his face, Crowley walks to Aziraphale's bookshop, but he can tell that something is off. He falls to his knees in pain - and then he realizes. She is making him Rise. It's painful. It's what he would never admit that he wanted. (Maybe now he can be loved.)

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    An alternative version of the bandstand scene from Good Omens, which, in an attempt to make it less heartbreaking, may have become more so than before. I'm sorry?

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    Though Crowley doesn’t like to admit it, he still talks to God sometimes. Usually in his head, and during times that he doesn’t particularly appreciate.

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    in the aftermath of the oyster dinner, crowley spends some time in his head and comes to a decision.
    contains abstract body horror/dimensional shifting, light self injury, some worth issues and moral quandries.

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    After fifteen years of relative peace following Armageddon interrupted, Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into a quiet but still uneasy new existence. When Heaven decides to initiate the supernatural equivalent of a hostile corporate takeover, they are caught in the cross-fire. With Hell closed for business and Heaven set to destroy Earth, the future of humanity once again rests on the shoulders of an angel, a demon and the Antichrist (who has unfortunately watched a few too many episodes of Doomsday Preppers).

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    Small ficlets I originally put on Tumblr.

    1. Aziraphale struggles with his faith.
    2. Crowley has a chat with God.
    3. Aziraphale uses Bare Forearm. It's super effective!
    4. Aziraphale uses Fashion Update. It's super effective!
    5. Christmas presents! Wait, we celebrate Christmas?

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    “If you try to tell me it’s ineffable…” Crowley threatens.
    The angel arches an eyebrow at him. “What would you call it?”
    “My job made easier,” Crowley grumbles. “I just don’t understand how killing other people in Her Name is supposed to be Holy.”

    AKA Crowley yells at the Almighty, across multiple events in history.

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    Crowley wakes up to a letter from Aziraphale. Of course, he spills a mug of the angel's hot cocoa on the letter before he has a chance to read it. Which blurs and smudges out most of the letter. Crowley being Crowley jumps to conclusions and thinks that his angel has finally left him.

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    They're Jewish??? What more do you WANT from me??

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