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    Jaskier wants to see Kaer Morhen. Geralt doesn’t want him to see it since the keep holds secrets, both old and current.

    Jaskier outwits Geralt mainly by accident and ends up in the keep. The winter looks to be long and boring but if there’s something you can trust Jaskier to do, it’s to find an orgy in wherever he is…

    Or, Jaskier stumbles into Kaer Morhen, then witnesses a Witcher orgy. To keep the Witchers’ secrets, he’s given an offer he can’t refuse…

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    “Fuck!” Geralt goes rigid with pain beyond what the poppy can dull.

    Eskel rolls his eyes. “I told you, Jaskier, you’ve got to quit pawing at him.”

    “Mm. Can’t. Gets so needy after a scare,” Geralt explains to Eskel. He gazes up at Jaskier adoringly, pain forgotten, expressions showing more openly than he ever allowed when sober. “Like he goes inna heat, soon as the danger’s gone.”

    “Now wait just one—” Jaskier interjects.

    “Like us,” Geralt rumbles, meeting Eskel’s eyes.

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    Alternatively titled Bring Your Hunger

    Geralt gives in to the awkward advances of Jaskier. He quickly develops a taste for his.... Taste.

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    The song sounds an awful lot like something Jaskier would write.
    First of all, it praises a Witcher, and Geralt doesn’t know a single bard who would bother to praise Witchers in his songs.
    And then, of course, there’s the fact that even if someone was crazy enough to praise one, they wouldn’t be nearly crazy enough to sing not about their skill and monsters they killed, but about their appearance and, apparently, their sexual prowess.
    But the local bard claims that the song was written by a Master Dandelion, definitely not the bard named Jaskier, no sir, so perhaps there are two crazy, horny bards roaming the Continent. Crazier things have happened.

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    It began with the request of my friend who wished for a post-mountain-breakup fic in which a terrified Geralt hears Jaskier's ode to Lambert.
    Except that Geralt doesn't realize that this new bard known as Master Dandelion is, in fact, his old friend Jaskier. All he knows is that Master Dandelion must be a truly depraved individual if he's willing to fuck someone like Lambert. And, apparently, a mysterious black-haired Witcher, too.
    Well, Geralt's in for a big surprise...

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    Jaskier and Geralt have a fight (or as Jaskier calls it a 'character assassination by Geralt') when Jaskier asks to join him at Kaer Morhen this winter. Heartbroken and swearing off all Witchers, Jaskier gets a shitty job with a shitter tiny house as part of his stipend in Oxenfurt. It is barely the end of winter and Eskel arrives on his doorstep, needing to talk to him - promising not everything is as it seems. Is Jaskier willing to forgive Geralt or have a Witcherless life?

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    Vesemir gets woken up in a puppy pile in Kaer Morhen but a sweet, beautiful bard rutting against him and sighing his name sweetly in his sleep. He normally hates being woken but maybe he doesn't mind this as much.

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    Jaskier knows that the repair his Witchers are working on is important.

    He knows it’s important.

    It's just that he’s...bored. And lonely.

    Jaskier feels ignored, so he brats about it. Vesemir puts him back into his place.

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    Prompt fills for the Summer of Whump. Pairing/rating/warning info in notes of each chapter.

    All fills complete and posted!

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    Basically an excuse to make Jaskier the Witchers bitch.

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    It was with some reluctance that Jaskier had decided to put himself on the market, but he had become quite accomplished and he was beginning to feel that the last thing missing was a mate. So here he was sat at a Mating market with Priscilla vetting Alphas for him.

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    Jaskier is the Witchers omega in every sense and every winter he enjoys the attention of all four of his Witchers.

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    Eskel had the strange feeling that everything was going to change when he passed through Dol Blathanna one year on his way back to Kaer Morhen for winter. He had been passing through a town and, instead of running away from him, someone had exclaimed “You’re a Witcher,” and proceeded to sing at him.

    He just hadn't realised how much of an impact it would have on him.

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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    This is literally a multi-chapter thing full of small one-shot "chat" fics of just dialogue between Jaskier and various Witchers.

    See AN's for additional tags.

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Words rumble out of him like thunder. “You didn’t bring your teas with you?” It’s a pointless question. He’s already unpacked all of their things, and he knows that Jaskier has nothing like that with him. The last cup of brewed tea was months ago, sparing Jaskier of his last heat. They had been wandering through the crowded roads and towns of Redania. It wasn’t safe to have a heat-sick omega left in a tavern room.

    But now—

    Jaskier’s smile doesn’t budge, even as his hand slips away and he turns to his breakfast. “It’s imperative to an omega’s health that they must go through their cycles whenever they can,” he says simply, sparing Geralt a quick glance out of the corner of his eye. “It gets the body back into rhythm.”

    --

    Jaskier is set on having a good time at Kaer Morhen, especially as his heat just so happens to line up for when he has to spend three months in a keep with four alpha Witchers.

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    Jaskier is quite kinky, horny and ready to bend over for the most muscular monster hunters on the Continent. The moment he's out of Oxenfurt, he enrols in the breeding program, the new way of creating Witchers since the Trials disappeared.

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    Jaskier thought he would bring Ciri and a hurt Geralt to the other Witchers and never see them again. Instead, the years pass and he never goes back to the valley and the world, happy to be adored and kept and bred.

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    Jaskier was a creature, one that had barely any information documented about it, even Jaskier didn’t really know what he was. The basics of what he knew were that he could go from something solid and human looking when dry, to something gooey and slime based when wet.

    It had its advantages...

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