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    A collection of one-shots involving in some way or another: Ciri, dirty inns, sketchy taverns, valiant Witchers, a tiny dash of danger, and a lot of steamy consensual sex.

    Set after “When Life Gives You Lemons”

     

    Ch 1: Lambert has a bad day, Ciri makes it so much better

    Ch 2: Ciri is in a predicament and Eskel saves the day

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    “Why is it whenever I find myself in a pile of shit these days, it's you-“

    Jaskier is all but sure that he doesn’t back away, even though every fibre of his very being tells him to and the ground beneath his feet seems to drop away with every syllable that leaves Geralt’s mouth- and he’s almost certain that he doesn’t wince even though the words dig into him like teeth. Maybe it’s the wind that’s changed or literally anything else, but something shifts in Geralt’s eyes and his voice dies away halfway through his accuse.

    “I’m leaving”, he spits out after a moment of tense silence, hands balled into fists and shoulders still rising and falling too hard with every slow, forced breath, “before I say something I’ll regret. Don’t come after me

    “But-“, Jaskier starts when Geralt pushes past him and towards the woods without a single, backwards glance, “but, you will come back, right?”

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    A different culmination of that mountain scene in season 1. (I.e. NO mountain break-up but open communication & affection)

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    Jaskier has a past, and genetically obtained hanahaki disease and a Witcher in toe. Accidently falling in love with with his new best friend is a tad bit of a problem. Trying to keep that secret is a bit of a problem especially when he starts coughing up blood...and flowers. But Jaskier is a problem solver at heart

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    In the wake of a war, two soldiers share an encounter in a Temerian bathhouse, not yet knowing how their lives both intersect and run in parallel.

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    Jaskier watched the white haired woman as she walked away. Hidden in the rocks by the beach, Jaskier made up her mind. She uncorked the vial, and drank the concoction that would turn her tail into human legs.

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    Jaskier lay there for a long time, hating himself. Usually he was the one who snuck out at first light. Or was chased out. This… this felt shit. Geralt had never been one for grand goodbyes. But usually there was a goodbye, a stern nod at least.
    The sun rose as he sulked under the covers. He knew it couldn’t have lasted, of course it wouldn’t. It had been a mistake from the start. Whatever semblance of a home, whatever proximity to companionship he’d had… he had, quite literally, fucked it.
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    Lambert regretted everything about that night. Every single moment he’d had Aiden beside him but been too afraid to close that gap. He’d crossed the point of no return a long, long time before. Maybe back on that day at the market eight years ago. As he held Aiden’s medallion, clutched against his heart where he’d once held his hand, Lambert knew he’d already had everything he had ever needed and that he’d already lost it forever.
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    After being cast aside right at the moment it seemed he might finally get everything he'd wanted, Jaskier is taken by the sadistic survivor of one of their most grueling contracts. Subjected to utter brutality, he comes to know the tortured witcher held captive alongside him.

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    Eskel returns every winter tightly wound, his thoughts all tangled up like old tack dumped on the stable floor. He hides it pretty well, or at least he thinks he does, applying his focus and remaining strength to the long list of chores that Vesemir hasn't managed to get to that year.

    There's no point pushing it in the first few weeks. Eskel will clam up and shrug it off. That big, booming laugh as he jokes his way out with a dry riposte shattering any hope of progress. Geralt bides his time. The comfortable bed and lack of action to keep Eskel occupied will wear him down enough to start faltering, to start dabbing at his scars, looking lost. A crack in the hardened armour. And only then does Geralt elbow him in the armoury one morning, "Bath tonight?"

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    “Find another fool to play hero for you. I'm not interested."

    “Spare me the dramatics. I don’t need a hero. I need the extra protection, muscle, and someone who knows the roads well. I've got skills that could be useful to someone like you.”

    Kunigami scoffs, “I don’t need—“

    “Yes, yes, you’re such a brooding lone wolf,” the young man waves a hand dismissively. “Urgh, fine. Take me as far as this will cover.”

    Kunigami feels a heavy coin purse slap against his thigh beneath the table.The clinking of gold against leather is a language Kunigami understands well, and after a quick glance inside, his reluctance gives way to a hint of interest.

    “That’s more like it.”

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    Written for Gucci as part of the Kunigiri Exchange Event!

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    “You’re not mine though”, Jaskier whispers after what might have been hours might have been days, still facing away from Geralt who’s still pressed up against him and holding him close like he never wants to let go again, “and I’m not yours. You don’t even want me” not at all, and especially not like I want you, like I’ve wanted you for half my life.

    The thought hurts, the act of speaking hurts, everything hurts and Jaskier is so, so tired. Even his tears have run out at this point, and his voice remains rough and worn out, barely managing to crawl over his tongue and teeth and lips.

    “I want you more than you would ever believe”, Geralt breathes into the nape of Jaskier’s neck, fighting the urge to pull him even closer, “I’ve wanted you for so long, more than I’ve ever wanted anyone else”

    “You’re right”, Jaskier whispers, and the shape of the words is so sharp he’s half surprised he doesn’t taste fresh blood in their wake, “I don’t believe that”

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    Wouldn't it have been great if Geralt had sought Jaskier out on his own accord, saved him from Rience and comforted him after? Well, good thing that's exactly what's happening here.

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    Eskel was always gentlemanly in public towards Ciri, especially since she was now a mated omega. He ran his nose along her neck and held still politely to let her do the same to him. Ciri purred her happiness and turned to Lambert, who had absolutely no qualms about nipping at her earlobe and licking obscenely up her neck. His pleased growl sent a shiver down Ciri’s spine. “Welcome home, omega.”

     

    (The follow up to Ciri’s first heat, set years later.)

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    Much to his discomfort, Roche arrives for a meeting with Dijkstra and interrupts a lewd private encounter involving a familiar figure from his past.

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    A Geralt POV tale of the messy entanglements of a touch-starved, lovesick Witcher and the object of his ill-articulated affection. Angsty smut. I apologise for nothing.

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    This started as a Kinktober challenge, but I lost motivation due to personal life things. This is my first time writing and posting fan fiction, so don’t expect it to be good. But you can’t improve if you don’t try, right?

    So yeah, paragraphs of smut featuring characters from fandoms I like, and maybe an oc one-shot or two.

    Constructive criticism is welcome!

    Happy spooky month!!!

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    Geralt’s love life has always been a mess. Bouncing from sorceress to sorceress, he always ends up alone after being used in their schemes and discarded. Jaded from so many failures, he fights only for his daughter, but a mortal injury during the Battle of Kaer Morhen leaves him in the care of yet another sorceress, stuck in a foreign world where modesty has a different meaning. Is this strange place where he’ll find balance in a healthy relationship?

    *romance/adventure story based on book and game lore plus some additions to tie things together & NSFW after chapter 13 (smut guide in the beginning author notes)*
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    Chapters 1-36 are a completed story (mostly romance)
    Chapter 37 - Christmas special chapter
    Chapters 38&39 - MMORPG inspired adventure
    Chapters 40-up until the end - More adventures back on the Witcher Continent (mostly adventures)

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    Much has happened since Geralt and Roche parted from one another at an inn outside Loc Muinne. Nilfgaard has invaded the North a third time, and much like the second, Geralt finds himself searching for Ciri once more.
    While she occupies his thoughts greatly, there is another who haunts his mind – a man he remembers with a sense of longing and uncertainty. As he struggles with his mission, Geralt clings desperately to the hope that one day – be it in a year, five years, even ten – he and Vernon Roche will get the chance to tie up the loose ends surrounding them.

    [Due to personal reasons, I will not be posting on Ao3 anymore. This fic will continue and be finished on [website I can't name due to Ao3's TOS]. To find any future chapters, please follow this link.]

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    Timestamps and perspective flips from the I Shall Not Live In Vain series; prompts drawn from a Tumblr ask meme.

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    “You are a child.” Those yellow eyes snapped up to his face and Jaskier's mouth went dry. “You don't know how old I am, but to me, you will always be a child. A child who almost got killed today, and it would've been my fault. Strangely enough, I don't want you dead.” He shook his head and stood up, stalking over to his bedroll and turning away from Jaskier. “Don't fucking do it again.”

    And that was the moment Jaskier started falling in love with Geralt of Rivia.

    Podfic of Without You, I Cannot Be by round_robin.

    Length: 1:24:19 hours

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    But all the other witchers were not like Geralt. There came a time, usually when they were deeper into their cups, comfortable in front of the fire, that they spoke of other encounters. More intimate ones. They whistled when Eskel told them about the succubus. They laughed when Lambert illustrated how he had fled from a wife after she had found him in bed with her husband. They made lewd jokes about dicks and fucking, about maidens and harlots, and Geralt sat there and realised that having undergone experimental mutations meant that he would never get to experience any of these things.
    He had made peace with that fact. There was no brothel that would allow him in, and no woman or man was adventurous enough to risk a tumble in the sheets with him. Especially not after Blaviken. So Geralt made do with his right hand and a handful of fantasies for decades.
    Until he met Jaskier.

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    “I’m sorry for being a bitch earlier”

    Ciri’s forehead has come to a rest against Jaskier’s collarbone, and her voice comes out muffled in the semi dark.

    “You weren’t being a being a bitch”, Jaskier assures her with a soft laugh, “I’m one sometimes, Geralt can be one for sure, but not you. You’ve got nothing to apologize for”

    Her answering laugh is cut short by a groan and Jaskier merely catches her when she slumps further into his side and continues to smooth his hands against her back and side.

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    Jaskier and Geralt's daugther of surprise is growing up - and there are several things that need to be cleared up in the process.

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    round_robin's summary:

    Geralt lifted his hands to Jaskier's hips, not pulling, simply holding. “You spoil me,” he said. “Why shouldn't I return the favor?”

    Eskel's hand trailed up the back of his shoulder and the other Witcher grunted in reply. “Exactly my thinking. I can't wait until we're done here, then Geralt and I can show our gratitude.”

    A shiver ran down Jaskier's spine and he almost dropped the cloth in the bath. “Oh... don't distract me.”

    Podfic of Conduit by round_robin.

    Length: 1:01:12 hours

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    1/1
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