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    Aziraphale was a Peach Beryl, but people made jokes about that these days.

    In 4004 BC, an angel and demon met atop a wall in Eden. And, ten minutes later, the angel discorporated the demon by mistake, due to a misunderstanding about what a thunderclap meant. Which was a shame, as they were rather getting on.

    Luckily, gems can reform.

    A 6000-year romp through time and space. Featuring Nephilim, Arthurian knights, seventeenth century pornographers, Waterstones, a very literal interpretation of Satan Incarnate, and… fusions?

    This is a love story, needless to say.

    Good Omens + Steven Universe crossover. No Steven Universe knowledge required. In fact, I would discourage it. Hide my plot holes, please.

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    Anthony Crowley has been strictly limited to touring theatre productions since his spectacular fall from grace fourteen years ago. When his agent calls and offers him a chance to get back on the telly, how can he say no?

    The Masked Singer AU nobody asked for. Content is tagged; characters aren't, so you can play along.

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    Chronically underemployed millennial Aziraphale finally gets his chance when he's hired as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. But it's a temporary hire with a condition he must meet in order to make it permanent: he must rid the castle of the mysterious entity plaguing its halls, known only as Crawly.

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    Nanny Ashtoreth has a story to tell. In fact, she's being rather insistent about the children (and her husband) settling down and letting her tell it.
    Her story features fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love and miracles, along with some rather familiar characters.

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    A faerie is trapped in a bookshop when it begins to rain, and she’s apparently not the only faerie inside

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    "That was the whole point of the Arrangement remember? It's too preposterous for anyone to think of! Sneaking kids out of an orphanage to take them to movies and afternoon punk band rehearsals? Smuggling forbidden YA novels and progressive children books inside? How would some unimaginative wanker like Gabriel think of that?"

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale grew up in the same orphanage, Crowley was kicked out and Aziraphale stayed on to become the librarian.

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    The forces of heaven and hell have arrived on Earth to do battle for the final time as the world as humanity knows it begins to die.

    Meanwhile, an angel and a demon fight desperately to save the ones they love and the better world they have so carefully dreamed into being.

    Angels and demons. Archangels and the fallen. Humans and gods. They must all work together in the desperate race to save what truly matters at the end of everything: home.

    *

    This is the final instalment of the Ineffably Yours main story and I’m so excited to share it with you.

    You can find the rest of the series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677

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    Inspired by Tumblr: Character A (Azirapahle) Says they're a snack, but no one's hungry
    Character B (Crowley) I'm Fucking starving

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Adam drops the magazine on his leg, startling Dog, and taps the image. “This is it, boy,” he declares, grinning like a lion. “This is what we need!” Dog tilts his head, and his half-flopped ear falls open. Adam’s grin widens; that means Dog is listening.

    An adventure, he thinks as he leaps from the bed and shoves his shoes on, Dog bouncing like a spring at his feet. One last adventure, another part of him whispers. Adam ignores it.

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    Crowley had spent a lifetime or twenty holed up in his castle after the death of his sister, until a knock at his door opened his world beyond his imagining. This is his side of the story of that fateful meeting and all that came after.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go missing. Adam isn't happy about it.

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    This fills the Heroes square of my Good Omens Bingo.

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    Aziraphale Fell has been working at Heaven's Gate, Inc for the better part of twenty years as an assessor of orphanages for children with magical abilities. His life had been perfectly normal and beautifully boring until the day he was summoned to the Office of the Archangels and given an assignment that will turn his life on its head.

    (Note: this is an AU set in the world of TJ Klune's The House in the Cerulean Sea, and while I recommend that you read it, it's not necessary to do so to understand the plot of this fic!)

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    Michael and Adam strike a deal after Armageddon

    It turns into a sort of friendship - and a chance to heal

    Chapter 27
    Michael stopped in the doorway, and took everything in. "He asks for you," Raphael had said, but it had taken a little longer for her to muster the courage and strength to visit her little brother.

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    Zira was very happy with her life. She had a nice cottage, a garden, a bird named Sunshine, and a flock of sheep. It was all she needed, really. What else would a werewolf such as herself want?
    So when something attacks her flock and leaves the carcasses to rot, Zira has no choice but to track down the culprit.
    She just didn't expect to find a newborn vampire who's coven had abandoned her.

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    Aziraphale Fell is a by-the-book caseworker for the Department in Charge of Magical Youth. He thinks he's content with his life, until he is sent to inspect an orphanage he's never heard of. There, he meets children deemed too dangerous for anywhere else, but he can't help wondering why. And then there's the master of the orphanage, Crowley, who is as mysterious as he is charming. Aziraphale finds himself flustered, not only by this new situation, but by the idea that he might not be able to remain unmoved by it all.

    Inspired by the novel The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune.

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    It's several months after Armageddon failed. Heaven is in a state of chaos, Gabriel can't leave well enough alone, and one naive angel decides to sign up as a new field agent on Earth.

    Aziraphale and Crowley just wanted to be left alone and attend a wedding. Accidentally kicking off a celestial civil war had not been on the cards ... nor had an infernal uprising, for that matter ... but nothing had ever gone according to their plans (especially not the Ineffable Plan), so why start now?

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    a good omens spoof fic where Alizaphale (Aziraphale) and Crawley (crowley) team up to stop the Aardvark (the apocolypse) with the help of a bunch of preeteens, a crazy old man, two witches, and whatever-the-hell-newton-is and fall in love along the way. it's a colab written in alternating chapters, which will be written by me and my friend who I will tag when they get an ao3 account.

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    2/?
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