16 Works in Warlock Dowling is a Little Shit

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    The apocalypse had been averted and everything was okay, until it wasn't anymore.

    Then Adam got a package and weird things started to happen and then Crowley got a phone call from the Dowling’s. They had fixed everything, what was going on?

    Heaven and Hell were up to something too. Sandalphon was hiding a secret and Ligur was back, but he certainly wasn’t telling the whole story of what had happened to him.

    Aziraphale just hoped this wouldn’t be Armageddon all over again, because it hadn’t been a year. That wasn’t enough.
    And also, because someone was getting dangerously close to figuring out their secret.

    Though in hindsight everyone was probably hiding something.

    There was a war on the horizon again, and if it came to pass, they would lose everything they had just gained.

    Something had happened in the year 1000AD, few remembered or knew about it at all, but the consequences were going to be horrific.

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    In March 2020 when the UK goes into Lockdown, Crowley is faced with the unenviable task of homeschooling Warlock. A silver lining emerges when Warlock starts attending literature classes on Zoom run by local bookseller Aziraphale, who Crowley finds extraordinarily attractive. Crowley jumps at the chance when the opportunity arises to actually talk to Aziraphale away from Warlock and his classmates, and the two of them begin to build a friendship via Zoom. When they realise their friendship could be the beginning of something more, they explore ways to feel connected to each other until the day comes when they can finally be together in real life.

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    Warlock likes to think Nanny Ashtoreth and gardener Brother Francis are together... Are they together?

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    “You’re right. This isn’t going to work,” groaned Crowley as she attempted to resume kissing Aziraphale only to knock her head against the shelf above her. "Let's head out into the trees."

    “But the stinging nettles . . .”

    “If you actually knew how to garden, they wouldn’t be a problem.”

    Nanny Ashtoreth and Miss Francis have their little trysts at night. When the broom cupboard proves too crowded, they head outside to a place they can't easily be seen or heard. But they aren't the only ones up. Their noise has awakened Warlock, who hears the racket they make sneaking around.

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    It comes as no great surprise to Crowley to discover that young Warlock is ultimately more fond of tricks than he is of treats.

    Despite Aziraphale’s angelic influence, the lad is prone to a playful sort of naughtiness. Pranks, practical jokes… Warlock has a knack for all of it. Fortunately, Crowley is quite certain she can use this predeliction for mischief to her distinct advantage.

    Crowley does not always relish her own demon-ness, but she cannot deny a particular draw to the lifestyle around Halloween. When the rest of the world submits nearly entirely to the ghoulish and the ghastly, she feels more like she belongs.

    More than belongs, really.

    At Halloween time, Crowley feels that she can reign.

    For the Ineffable Wives Gift Exchange! Thank you to EveningStarcatcher for beta-ing!

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    The world fails to end and one almost-Antichrist has quite a number of questions to ask a certain angel and demon duo. Not to mention that he feels like he deserves an explanation or three for them taking off like that without even trying to contact him or anything.

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    Warlock’s house is old and full of SECRETS. He likes to find all the old abandoned sections that tell him about the history of the place. And sometimes use those secrets to give his security detail a good FRIGHT. Children should be seen but not heard? oh, no, no Warlock doesn't think so.

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    A film crew follows Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese, private tutors hired to educate Warlock Dowling, the son of an American Ambassador.

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    After Warlock Dowling is kidnapped, he is rescued by none other than his childhood nanny and gardener. As it turns out, the two staff members that fled shortly after the strange events around his eleventh birthday are more than they appear.

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    Warlock Dowling, recently seventeen needs a place to go after being caught with another boy. An angel (and a demon)'s bookshop is a place to go

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    When you've fought Heaven and Hell to a standstill, it's easy to forget there are other realms just as powerful, and places where the boundaries are thin. It helps to have a witch in your corner.

     

    “I’m out of ideas, Ana. I can’t exactly file a missing-angel report. But back at the airbase, back when it all happened, it took all of us but you were the one with the prophecies, you knew what was going to stop the missiles, you were the coolest head there – “

    “I don’t know things like that any more. The book’s burned, I live here with Newt and my garden, and I give the good people of Tadfield a thrill because they can gossip about the American woman who tramps through all the hedgerows trying to figure out a mapping app and dances naked under the full moon. I don’t, by the way. The dancing part.”

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    “There’s a ghost in your flat...So you’ve decided to antagonize it.”

    Crowley didn’t appreciate Anathema's tone or the slow rise of her eyebrows. “Well, it’s my bloody flat, isn’t it? If I’d wanted a roommate, I would have gotten one.”

    In which Aziraphale is haunting his old bookshop, and Crowley just wants some bloody peace.

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    Sometimes, it was like living with an angel and a demon on his shoulder. Warlock knew about this concept because Brother Francis made him read a book that had old illustrations of very unrealistic angels and demons whispering into people’s ears. Not that he really knew what angels and demons looked like, but what use are wings if they aren't even attached to your body? Stupid adults.

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    Crowley is pining, Warlock is a little shit, Anathema just wishes that she had a nice and accurate prophecy book that could have warned her against letting either of them in.

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    Boxes hold surprises; some better than others.

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