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    Clark discovers that a group of people, that are all very much human beings and not Kryptonians had actually been posing as his own biological father, Jor-El when he and Lex had found an underground base near his own home.

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    Words rumble out of him like thunder. “You didn’t bring your teas with you?” It’s a pointless question. He’s already unpacked all of their things, and he knows that Jaskier has nothing like that with him. The last cup of brewed tea was months ago, sparing Jaskier of his last heat. They had been wandering through the crowded roads and towns of Redania. It wasn’t safe to have a heat-sick omega left in a tavern room.

    But now—

    Jaskier’s smile doesn’t budge, even as his hand slips away and he turns to his breakfast. “It’s imperative to an omega’s health that they must go through their cycles whenever they can,” he says simply, sparing Geralt a quick glance out of the corner of his eye. “It gets the body back into rhythm.”

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    Jaskier is set on having a good time at Kaer Morhen, especially as his heat just so happens to line up for when he has to spend three months in a keep with four alpha Witchers.

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    There’s a hundred and four days of winter at Kaer Morhen,
    Then spring comes along just to end it.
    So the annual problem for Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert,
    Is finding a good way to spend it.

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    Rennes and Treyse have decided that a wedding between a Cat and a Wolf would greatly strengthen the two schools' alliance. Unfortunately their two designated volunteers are uncooperative and the wedding's organization is giving headaches to everyone.

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    It's been 10 years since The Incident atop the mountain and the accursed dragon hunt. On their way to Toussaint, half-elf brothers Jaskier and Valdo Marx stumble into trouble.

    Follow their hilarious and perilous journey as they stumble across dubious wolves, griffins, bounty hunters and various other witchers and nefarious characters. Will they reach Toussaint in time for the bardic festival? Who knows.

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    Felicity got separated from her group of friends as they explored a cave. She found herself running for her life while being stalked by unknown creatures that want to eat her (not in a nice way). A stranger appears just in time to save her.

    Since this will take a while to write/post, the tags will likely be updated/changed.

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    Geralt had thought that inviting Jaskier to Kaer Morhen after all these years would be a good thing. What he didn't plan on was his brothers deciding to have a little fun with their situation. Lambert and Eskel really needed to stop meddling in things they didn't understand, especially when it came to his bard.

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    Clark Kent decides that he will both finally tell Lex Luthor that he is actually Superman and depending on how he reacts to the news he will ask him to marry him. However after he returns to his own home after visiting his parents he discovers that the man that he is planning to marry had put Kryptonite all over so he will have to find a way to hide all the effects of the green crystal, which will be difficult since his boyfriend can tell that some thing is very wrong with him. Clark is quite surprised to also find a network of naturally lead lined caves that are currently being used by a fairy vampire man as well as several warriors called Witchers, an Elven archer with a human boyfriend, and a couple of very powerful sorceresses that all call him Geralt, so what exactly is going on here?

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    Clark and Bruce were visiting his adoptive parents when they both find something very strange under the rebuilt home.

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    Some days, Eskel needs to be reminded how much people care about him. His family has no problem doing that.

    A collection of very short fluff snapshots dedicated to Eskel getting the love and affection he deserves.
    (Tags to be added as chapters are posted.)

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    Since there is no crime to fight lately Clark and Bruce go on a trip together where they find a completely abandoned town with a college campus as well as some very strange creatures.

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    It's been a day since The Desk Incident and some punishments are doled out on to Lambert and Jaskier.

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    “What is this?” Vesemir asked after he took a quick glance at their hostage.
    “Trouble” Eskel answered, sharply.
    Lambert bared his teeth.
    “We found this little shit at the club. He killed two of your boys and injured another two before we could even lay a finger on him. He fucking bit me” he said harshly, shaking the boy slightly “And the bastard keeps smiling like it’s fucking Disneyland and I’m Mickey fucking Mouse”
    Vesemir opened his mouth to answer, his face becoming increasingly concerned and angry with every word Lambert said, but the boy was quicker.
    “I was looking forward to meet you”

    --
    After some troubles at the club, Lambert and Eskel bring someone back with them. But maybe the lark they caught out of the nest is not lost at all.

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    Vesemir had known that the Law of Surprise could be fucked. He didn't really expect to get a feral, angry child...but he had a feeling destiny knew what she was doing.

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    Lambert wants to bring Aiden to Kaer Morhen. Geralt throws a fit. Jaskier makes some moves and gets Lambert what he wants.

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    It takes Geralt seven years.

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    Winter ~ the only time of the year where the Witchers were free to their own devices and Vesemir decided to drag them to god knows where for some shitty festival.

    ***

    Enjoy !!!!

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    “Have you ever given thought about being the one to fuck him?”

    Jaskier’s breakfast catches and lodges in his throat. They’re alone, thank every fucking god he can think of. He coughs and splutters and just about manages to dislodge it and set his cutlery down before turning, wide-eyed, to the sorceress.

    Yennefer sits sideways in her chair, facing him, with an elbow resting on the table. She tilts her head in that pondering way that she does, her eyes scrutinising his on where what he’s going to say is a lie or not.

    She’s serious.

    “Wh-What?”

    Yennefer shrugs a shoulder in such a casual way, he’s wondering if he heard her right. But apparently he did because— “He likes it.”

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    So at the beginning of the fourth winter Aiden is spending at his estate, when, while he is trying to understand the mining reports his steward had ordered him to take a look at, one of his maids knocks at his office door and announces that Lord Lambert is back and waiting for him in the entrance hall, Aiden panics a little.

    He startles, jumps over his desk and runs out of his office and to the entrance hall expecting to find a grieviously wounded Lambert, who would have been prevented from reaching reach Kaer Morhen because of his injuries and would have had to turn back to seek Aiden's hospitality. But Lambert isn't injured, seems fine albeit a little bit sulky, and therefore Aiden's entrance in the hall may have been a bit overdramatic.

     

    Or : Aiden's estate is being invaded for the winter and he doesn't seem to mind it that much if it allows him to spend it at Lambert's side.

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    Raising Witchers is hard work. But even if it sometimes drives him mad Vesemir wouldn't change it for the world.

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