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    After a long night of marking papers, Jaskier and Valdo decide to have a drink together to unwind.

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    Jaskier has been Ciri's tutor and companion for a little over two years now. It's been both a challenge and a joy for him to watch the princess grow and mature. Though she's only seven, she shows a wisdom beyond her years while still remaining wild enough to be unpredictable. While on leave during the autumn to spend time with Essi he's recalled to Cintra to deal with an unexpected problem that quickly turns into a crisis. Jaskier handles it as best he can, but after it's over, tensions continue to rise.

    War is coming. Nilfgaard is on the move and nobody seems to know what to do.

    Takes place after "Promises and Regrets"
    (Tags Updated 5-3-21)

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    Monsters don't have feelings.
    Monsters don't deserve nice things.
    Monsters kill.
    Lambert lives in a government run care home for Littles, forgotten by the world and surviving on the smallest of care. It's when he's at his lowest that he meets a man that might change his life.
    Vesemir doesn't have room to care anymore, his heart is closed to love for fear it might shatter him if he ever does so again. But a Little with no hope left might just be the one to unlock his heart and change his life.

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    Готическая сказка об одержимости музыкой.

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    Geralt accepts a contract from the history professor at Oxenfurt Academy and finds himself roped into a lecture. He doesn't think anything of it until an intriguing student stumbles through the door and Geralt finds himself drawn back to Oxenfurt over and over again.

    (AKA the fluffy canon-era trans Jaskier Oxenfurt Academy AU that no one asked for, featuring genderswapped Valdo Marx and soft! understanding! Geralt)

    includes original music

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    Valdo Marx finds Geralt in the streets of Oxenfurt, late on a winter's night, and brings him to Jaskier's door.

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    After a night out on the town, Valdo brings Jaskier breakfast in bed.

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    When Lambert hears a song claiming his brother, Geralt, massacred a group of elves, he tracks the bard responsible for the ugly rumor to Oxenfurt, but it turns out the situation isn’t what he expected.

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    Jaskier works at an ad agency with Triss, Lambert, Eskel, Yennefer, and, unfortunately, Valdo Marx. But things change when they land a major account, and the White Wolf arrives...

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    It's not often when Iorveth and Dandelion are able to meet anymore, but they still make time for it. Though Dandelion is supposed to be buying a meal for their lovely night, Iorveth finds that he's already at their designated meeting spot--no food, no wine, and an unfamiliar lute. Something isn't right, but it takes Iorveth a moment to figure out what.

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    A bard got lost in a forest. He’s alone, and he’s hungry, and he’s fucking lost. The worst thing about it, though?

    He’s not alone in the forest.

    ~~~
    Or: How Geralt acquires a new bard.

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    49/?
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    There were exactly three things in life that Jaskier was absolutely certain of. Things that he could continue to count on even when the rest of his life was attempting to fall to pieces around him.

    That Belleteyn is the best holiday.

    That Toussaint is Hot and Pretentious.

    And that Valdo Marx is an asshole.

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    “I could give you the Law of Surprise?”

    Now here it must be said that our three young bards were, well, young. They still believed in Romance, not just the everyday romance that had so recently began to pluck at their adolescent hearts but the Romance in myth. The romance of destiny and fate and all that hullabaloo. Tales of newly dug up gold, or treasure maps, or plots of land, danced before their eyes.

    They were also hungover.

    So, when they looked at each other, exchanged shrugs and why-not smiles with excitement in their eyes, we cannot judge them too harshly.

    “Yeah, we’ll take that,” Jaskier said after a cough, “We accept the Law of Surprise as our payment, most gracious sir.” And the three of them bowed.

    "Congratulations! It's a girl!"

    *

    As Jaskier watches Geralt and Yennefer argue over Geralt's child of surprise, he remembers his own. He remembers Essi Daven.

    *

    Notes about the MCD in opening note.

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    As winter creeps into the land Jaskier faces himself once again with the choice of whether or not he should ask Geralt to spend the winter months with him. There’s only one problem: As we all know, Jaskier isn’t very good at making sensible choices. Which is why you, dear reader, get to make the choices for him in this choose-your-own-adventure-fic.

    There’s no telling what the winter will bring for Jaskier and Geralt. Who knows, maybe you will read a tale of jealousy? Maybe one of curses and heartache? Maybe there will be drunken confessions or the danger of snowstorms? Maybe Jaskier will get to meet Geralt’s family or Geralt will get to meet Jaskier’s friends?

    I guess there’s only one way to find out.

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    The sun started to tingle his nose and with a groan Valdo, former unhappy bard, now quite content bookshop owner, stood up and got ready for one more day at work with a smile on his face. The past just a reminder of the path he'd traveled to arrive here.

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    Jaskier is bored with the bland walls surrounding him. Valdo has an excellent idea to cure his boredom.

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    Cats do not like witchers, and Geralt is no exception. Valdo, however, is not a witcher. Still, he doesn't want to push his luck. What if cats still don't like him? What if his cover is blown just because of how much cats hate him?

    The decision is taken out of his hands, however, when he is apparently adopted by a stray.

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    130
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    Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.

    Angst, whump, eventual comfort.

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    27/27
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    Here’s the thing: Geralt isn’t real.

    Jaskier sings about him, sure, and people seem to assume the tales of the White Wolf are true, and sometimes they ask the bard where his traveling companion is. Jaskier always makes something up, because it’s easier than the truth.

    Geralt isn’t real. He’s a figment of Jaskier’s imagination, has been for years, and sure, sometimes Jaskier hears his voice telling him that his songs are wrong, but he was always a fanciful lad. It’s just his brain working overtime.

    --

    Here’s the thing: Geralt is real.

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    It's been 10 years since The Incident atop the mountain and the accursed dragon hunt. On their way to Toussaint, half-elf brothers Jaskier and Valdo Marx stumble into trouble.

    Follow their hilarious and perilous journey as they stumble across dubious wolves, griffins, bounty hunters and various other witchers and nefarious characters. Will they reach Toussaint in time for the bardic festival? Who knows.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    39
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    8
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